Had my first breakdown of the year! Lasted a few minutes before I pulled myself together. This year isn’t gonna break me, I’m too much of a bad bitch

“yOuLl rEgReT yOuR tAtToOs lAtEr iN LiFe!”

Look mate, the only thing I regret is being alive

If anybody says “see you next year” to me, this New Years Eve. I’m gonna avoid them for the next 365 days. I hope the joke was worth a year of friendship!

I think it’s funny how America still thinks it’s the top country in the world… oh honey your only the top in corona cases.

Try again, next year darling.

Story time!

This just happened, I was just at maccas (MacDonalds) and I was waiting for my order not really paying attention. They called my number I went up and I got my food. The problem is that I never order what I grabbed. IT’S SOMEONE ELSE’S FOOD! I GRABBED THE WRONG FOOD! Now, by the time I realise I was out of the door, so instead of going in. I’ve ran so fast from the maccas and I’m never going back.

Why does the universe do this to me

Me with every plans

This came up in my memories from 2016 and I’ll let you, I haven’t turned since I was fifteen. I still wanna be hit by a car

No everyone it’s just the 5G lmao

The world is a scary place if your not a cisgender straight white male, and that is just facts

To all my American followers, I suggest that your start practising “well if you don’t like it here then leave” or “well he’s your president”. When the trumpets start to complain about Biden!

Here’s are some memes about trumps removal that gave me life

I’ll be counting down the seconds, minutes, and hours til this day.

Bernie’s gotta break some kneecaps!

Is the US government gonna call this an act of terrorism? Call these individuals thugs, troublemakers, and terrorists? Or are these just good average American citizens or ‘fine people’? What will you call these people, Mr Trump?

Will you tell the police and armed guard to brutalise these individuals, lock them up, shoot at them, or beat them? Or will you let them tear up this ‘amazing and great country’ of yours? Too threaten people with their automatic weapons because, you have made people believe that the voting system is corrupt?

When do these dangerous individuals stop being called fine people, and start being called terriosts? Like you have done with every other protests that doesn’t fit the mould of your belief, Mr Trump. When will you be held accountable for your actions, and dangerous influence of the American population?

And I will ask one last time:

Mr Trump, where do you draw the line in your belief, that will condemn this as terrosim?

After the first or tenth death?

*Americans riot if Biden wins*

*Americans riot if Trumps wins*

The USA:

The rest of the world:

I love the hunger games!

Can someone inform me whose winning the presidential race! And if it’s trump! Just don’t tell me

Guys it’s not looking good for the Americans Rn

*doesn’t understand the American election system at all*

Its the cute messages I get from babe, I love

April fools everyone! And yet again, I am the fool

Some memes I’ve created with the iconic Mr Will ‘the slap’ Smith