#jaune x velvet
Velvet:*Chasing Jaune* GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKWIT!
Jaune:*Running away in mortal terror* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW FORGIVE ME PLEASE I DON’T KNOW THE WAYS OF YOUR PEOPLE!
Ruby:*Nervously* Nnnnot that it’s any of my business, but what’s all that about?
Coco:*Watching with her chin in her palm, smirking* Casanova there bought a carrot.
Weiss:*Not wanting to be racist* Carrots are bigoted?
Fox:*Sighs*
Coco:Well from what I’ve pieced together everybody’s favorite wholesome twosome had a talk, at the end of that talk they wanted to try out some toys but the fashion disaster got detention, Vel told him to stop buy the store for a *laughs evilly in delight* ‘temporary’ toy and he bought a carrot.
Jaune: STOP, NO, YOU LOVE ME!
Velvet: IT’S IN OUR NATURE TO HURT THE ONES WE LOVE, GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!
Coco: *Smiles at the sight which unnerves Ruby and makes Weiss uncomfortable* Apparently that was the wrong move.
Jaune:STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE!
Velvet:OH BUT I’MSUPPOSED TO LOVE IT!?
Ruby:*Disturbed*Sometimes I regret listening to Yang and making new friends.