Jaune:*Coming out of bedroom completely naked* Well the good news is I think I got the last of the cum out of your lingerie, Weiss. *Holding delicate, tiny, one piece lingerie while holding it between two fingers*
Weiss:*Chokes*
Jaune: Oh come on, it’s not that… *Looks up and sees Weiss, her team, her sister, her mother, Nora and her child, Coco and Velvet and Elm all staring at him, dressed up and sitting around eating a fancy brunch*
Nora:*Covering little Freya’s eyes* No pumpkin, don’t look at Uncle Jaune’s peepee. *Glaring at Jaune*
Ruby:Oh boy, don’t look at your male besties dick, Ruby Rose.
Willow:*Wide eyed but refusing to look at anything but her non-alcoholic coffee* Oh my.
Winter:*Bright red* A-a-ah, u-um, sister!?
Yang:*Whistles*How the hell does he fit that inside lil’ ol’ Weiss?
Blake:*Trying to cover Yang’s eyes as Yang holds her away one handedly* No, don’t look at his dick, Yang, we’re married!
Yang:*Blows raspberry, laughing*
Coco:*Puts down finger sandwich while sighing sadly*
Velvet:*Gaping*
Elm:*To Weiss* Damn girl. *Puts fist up*Respect.
Weiss:*Crimson, ignoring everybody* Jaune Schnee-Arc, what do you think you’re–coveryourselfthisinstant!
Jaune:*Still standing, staring, lingerie between two fingers*
Weiss:*Finally notices everybody else staring, blushes harder and clenches fist while shaking* You dunce! T-this isn’t what it looks like, ladies!
Yang:*Grinning smugly, eyes covered by a panting and exhausted Blake* Mhmm. We get you, Weiss. Bow-chika-wow-wow!
Weiss:*Wants the earth to swallow her whole as she now notices her mother sneaking peaks*
Jaune:*Looks from everybody, back to the bedroom he was in and speaks, genuinely baffled* How long was I in there!?
Juniper Arc: *Lying on Coco’s stomach, looking up at her* You know, they say when you lay like this on your girlfriend, you can hear the ocean.
Coco:*Puzzled, running hands through Juniper’s hair*
Juniper:*Picks her head up, lies back down on Coco’s stomach but is facing her groin* But if you lay like this, you can smell the ocean.
~~Outside Team CFVY’s Room~~
Juniper:*Through the door* Aaaahhhh, I give, I give! Anything but the Boston Crab! I’m tapping, I’m tapping!
Coco:*Through the door* Cheeky little shit, aren’t you!?
Velvet:*Staring at Fox and Yatsuhashi*
Fox and Yatsuhashi:*Staring at Velvet*
Velvet:So, you guys up for barbecue tonight? *Walks away*
Fox: Yes please.
Yatsuhashi:*Nodding* It is the trait of a wise leader to know when to retreat, Velvet.
Coco:*Through the door* Who’s laughing now!?
Juniper:*Through the door* Why do I never leeeaaarrrnnn!!!???
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I’ve never really liked the Joan/Jeanne naming convention for genderbent Jaune. Jaune is already meant to sound like both, so it just seems odd. So my genderbent Jaune Arc goes by Juniper. Not much more creative, but Team JNPR does become Team ANVL (Arc,Nikos,Valkyrie,Lie as opposed to Jaune,Nora,Pyrrha,Ren).
Jaune:*Running away in mortal terror* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW FORGIVE ME PLEASE I DON’T KNOW THE WAYS OF YOUR PEOPLE!
Ruby:*Nervously* Nnnnot that it’s any of my business, but what’s all that about?
Coco:*Watching with her chin in her palm, smirking* Casanova there bought a carrot.
Weiss:*Not wanting to be racist* Carrots are bigoted?
Fox:*Sighs*
Coco:Well from what I’ve pieced together everybody’s favorite wholesome twosome had a talk, at the end of that talk they wanted to try out some toys but the fashion disaster got detention, Vel told him to stop buy the store for a *laughs evilly in delight* ‘temporary’ toy and he bought a carrot.
Jaune: STOP, NO, YOU LOVE ME!
Velvet: IT’S IN OUR NATURE TO HURT THE ONES WE LOVE, GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!
Coco: *Smiles at the sight which unnerves Ruby and makes Weiss uncomfortable* Apparently that was the wrong move.
Jaune:STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE!
Velvet:OH BUT I’MSUPPOSED TO LOVE IT!?
Ruby:*Disturbed*Sometimes I regret listening to Yang and making new friends.
Coco loves to give Velvet “photo shoots” that slowly dissolve into softcore porn with Yatsu or Fox having their way with her. About 50% of the time, Velvet forgets her camera halfway through and joins in.
