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Team CFVY outfit swap! Partners trading outfits! I dunno I just wanted to draw team CFVY

Favourite Character: Cardin (and Velvet)

The second Cardin stepped inside his kitchen, he sighed heavily and strongly reconsidered not drinking coffee. Or maybe his distaste for alcohol. Would it be better to be caffeinated or not sober? He shook his head and went for the coffee machine, stepping over a mostly dried puddle. If Velvet was here the chances of coffee already being made was high. Thankfully, there was coffee. Still warm. Cardin poured a cup, added what Velvet would consider was too milk, then sipped it as he leaned back against the counter. The liquid warmed his hands through the mug. One Velvet had gotten for him, with the TARDIS on it, despite her dismay that he only really used it for hot chocolate.

He only drank maybe a third of the cup by the time Velvet returned to the kitchen. There was a dark towel between her hands that she was using to dry them. Without saying a word to him, she stepped over the now fully dried and dark puddle as well and poured herself a cup of coffee. Like an insane person, she drank long from the mug without adding anything to the bitter drink. Cardin grimaced just a little.  At least she didn’t always drink it black. Though compared to the coffee he choked down from time to time, it may as well be. How she managed with so little sugar and cream he had no clue. It kind of scared him.

“Rough night?” Cardin asked. Velvet huffed a laugh into her mug. It was completely undignified and completely her.

“You have no idea,” Velvet groused, hopping up onto his counter and leaning back against the cupboards. She leaned forward so her elbows rested on her legs, drink cradled between her hands in the open space between them. Her black combat boots kicked lightly at the cupboards built under the counter. The dark circles that always seemed to be more at home under his own eyes were getting deeper again, making her look more tired than she ever truly got. She took another long pull from the mug. It made her look a little like an alcoholic drowning their sorrows at the bar.

“Guy give you trouble?” Cardin asked.

“Yep,” Velvet said, glaring at the puddle on the floor like it had personally insulted her. Which Cardin felt was a little uncalled for. After all, this was his kitchen, not hers. Eventually she’d have to clean up her mess. Which she for some reason kept dragging to his place.

There was a lapse of silence, punctuated by the steady rhythm of Velvet’s boots against the wooden door under her. Thump, thump, thump . Cardin’s eyes wandered again to the puddle. “You’re cleaning that up,” he said.

“Yep,” Velvet said, taking a sip of her coffee.

Cardin nodded. Good. At least she would clean up her mess. He took an absentminded sip. “And you need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

Velvet groaned.

“Seriously, Scarlatina.” Cardin turned to her, “What are you, a cat? Why do you have to do this here?”

“It’s easier,” Velvet said.

“How is it easier?” Cardin said.

“You help me hide the body!” Velvet said. “And dig the grave! Do you know how longandboring it would be if I had to dig a hole all by myself?”

“I don’t know,” Cardin said, “I think you’ve dug yourself into enough holes.”

Velvet looked at him flatly. “So have you, so I guess I was looking for an expert.”

They both glared at each other, daring the other to mention any of the ‘holes’ the other had dug themself into through the years. Personally, Cardin knew there were plenty of problems Velvet had caused- and some she made worse- that he could mention. (Of course, she had an equal amount for him, he begrudgingly admitted to himself.) The staring contest broke when Velvet looked away with a sigh.

“Let’s just bury the damn body.”

“Fine. But seriously, Scarlatina. At least leave it in the trunk next time instead of showing it off like a prize.”

“But then how would I teach you to hunt?”

“Why am I still friends with you?”

“Because you know if you killed me I’d only come back to haunt you.”

“Fireworks, Weiss. I found fireworks.” Yang shook the box excitedly to emphasize her point.

Weiss stared worriedly at her firebug of a friend. It wasn’t that she didn’t trust Yang. It was the fact that the last time Yang had fireworks, she had to smother a field with the brand-new jacket her mother had gotten her. She was lucky her mother never found out. “And you plan to set them off…?”

“Here!” Yang pulled a lighter from her jacket.

“Of course,” Weiss sighed. “Because that sounds perfectly safe.” Pointedly, she looked around. It was a small place. Grass came up in tufts, though it was mostly weeds. There was an old swing set and seesaw. Just behind them were woods. A creek ran between the two. “Doing this. In a public park.”

“No one comes here.” Yang waved her concern away. “Plus, there’s the creak in case of any emergencies.”

Weiss raised an eyebrow. Yang lifted a bucket. Before she could stop it, Weiss’ lip curved into a smile. As always, Yang had learned. Maybe not what Weiss would consider sane. It would have been easier to just not create the possible problem rather than dealing with the symptoms. But that was the difference between Yang and her. It was one she appreciated. There were so many fun things she had done since Yang befriended her. Things she never would’ve done. “Fine.”

Yang lit up like the fires she started. She whooped.

“Bucket first!” Weiss reminded her as Yang opened one.

“Right.” Yang finger gunned, before running to fill the bucket. “Making sure you’re paying attention!”

“Sure.” Weiss rolled her eyes.

The bucket had barely hit the ground before Yang shot back to the fireworks. There was a grin on her face as she lit off the first one. It spun into the air a short distance before popping off, bright colours starbursting from it. Weiss watched each one pop off in turn. About halfway through Yang’s stash, she heard a new voice give an awed ‘ooh’.

Weiss turned toward it at the same time Yang did. The next few seconds appeared in slow motion.

A new firework had been set off. It traveled over their heads. Toward the girl who’d walked up. The firework went off. Sparks flew. In seconds her brown hair was washed partly in orange.

“Shit!” Yang shouted. Weiss watched as realization slowly formed on the girl’s features, brown eyes going wide. She dropped her camera as she reached to pat it out. Suddenly, the fire was gone. Replaced by dripping wet hair. The girl’s chest heaved. Her hands were still by her ears. Stuck uselessly in the air.

“What the fuck?” The girl spoke breathlessly, with what had to be a british accent. Finally Weiss blinked out of her trance.

“I am so sorry,” Yang said worriedly.

“Are you okay?” Weiss asked at the same time.

The girl blinked, seemingly still in her own trance. A tendril of smoke snaked from her hair. “You set me on fire.” At first she looked at the ground. Then her eyes went to Yang. Weiss held her breath. Sure Yang was gonna be chewed out by a stranger. Then the girl let out a disbelieving laugh. It was something that crescendoed to border on the edge of ‘hysterical’ but miraculously never fell off.

Weiss exchanged a worried look with Yang. “Um…”

“I can’t believe-” the girl gasped, “I only thought my brother’d ever do tha-” Another wave of laughter struck. Weiss shared another look with Yang. Because clearlythere was something off with this girl. Maybe she was in shock. Or just crazy since there was no way a sane person would just laugh about something so dangerous happening to them. Except perhaps Yang, but Weiss has known Yang long enough that she’s stopped putting Yang in the ‘sane’ category.

“Are you okay?” Weiss asked once more.

“Great.” The girl gave up double thumbs ups. Suddenly Weiss felt like her and Yang would make a great match. They could be totally insane together.

The thought made Weiss shudder. Two of them. ‘There was nothing to fear but fear itself’. That was fear itself. She didn’t think she could ever prepare for the possibility of them dating if they managed to get any further words out of the girl. Which, okay, maybe the fear was unfounded. It wasn’t guaranteed on first contact that they’d date.

“You sure know how to light up someone’s life.” The girl smiled at Yang.

Dammit. Nevermind.

“What can I say,” Yang grinned back. Brothers, it was like her flirting was instinctual at this point. What had Blake ever seen in her? (Weiss knew what it was. It was exactly what everyone saw- a good friend, a smile that could put people at ease. Except Weiss had seen the twin of that smile throughout their friendship. She’d seen it just an hour ago, when Yang first ran up to her with the fireworks. That smile could put the fear of Oum into anybody. Or, she assumed it could. It definitely put it in her. Of course, she always ended up going along. Someonehad to make sure Yang didn’t end up hurt, afterall!

And… it was fun. What could she say, her friend was fun, sue her.)

“I’m just talented like that,” Yang finished with a wink.

(Fun and stupid.)

“Well, I probably should’ve asked earlier, but do you think I could continue takin’ pictures of your fireworks?” The girl reached down to pick her camera back up and held it with a smile. Yang flipped her lighter.

“Of course,” Yang said.

“Thanks, these are some pretty great shots,” the girl said.

Yang raised an eyebrow and Weiss knew what to expect to come out of her best friend’s mouth next. “I thought you said you were taking pictures of the fireworks, not me.”

“I was actually talking about the short one.” The girl gestured to Weiss with a teasing grin and she gasped in offense despite the heat at her cheeks. It was obviously a joke, but it didn’t make it any less rude. It wasn’t her fault both these girls were giants . (Seriously, Yang was tall . 6’2 tall. And this girl came up to Yang’s nose while she was stuck at chest level. Clearly, height was an unfair metric in life.) “Though if you’re offering to pose for me, I know a great coffeeshop. We could meet there another day and talk about it.”

“It’s a date,” Yang agreed.

“Good,” the girl said. “My name is Velvet, by the way. And what’s the name of my future girlfriend?”

“Future?” Yang repeated.

“If it goes well like I’m hoping. Didn’t you say it was a date?” Velvet asked, causing Yang’s cheeks to flame and Weiss is pretty sure she just saw the impossible. Someone had actually managed to outflirt Yang.

“Y-” Wow. That was an actualstutter from Yang Xiao Long. Yang swallowed. “Yang.”

“Yang,” Velvet repeated with a smile and clapped once. “Now, fireworks?”

100 Ways to say ‘I love you’ (2/131)

“Here.” Cold metal pressed to the side of Cardin’s face and he jolted. He looked to the can, now hovering just next to his cheek instead of against it. It was a soda. Something cherry flavoured, though he wasn’t sure past that. Even when he was younger he wasn’t much of a pop drinker. An eyebrow raised, he looked further up to Velvet who held the can. “Drink this. You’ll feel better.”

The other went up to join the first. Velvet rolled her eyes at it. When the can pressed incessantly against the skin of his arm, he took it from her. Once he did she sat next to him, her ankles crossed and her hands clasped in the space between her legs. He tapped the top with a finger. It didn’t look like she’d shaken it beforehand. But it was better to be safe than sorry. Something he’d learned through experience. And plenty pranks. The can fizzed when he opened the tab, but it didn’t overflow. Thankfully. After the cross country run Russel had gotten him to join, he needed something to drink. He’d forgotten to bring a water bottle, mostly because cross country was Russel’s club, not his, and he hadn’t expected to join them today. How Russel could go from running a few miles to marching band, Cardin was a little too scared to ask.

“You seemed tired and dehydrated,” Velvet answered his question with a shrug. “I figured a soda might help. It’s a good one, too. Ginger ale.”

Cardin turned the can to look at the label: cherry Ale-8. He took a sip. Yeah, she was right, it did taste good. Fizz bubbles popped along his tongue. “Does pop actually help with hydration?”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” Velvet snarked, pushing her shoulder against his. “Next time I’ll bean you with a Gatorade bottle.”

He snorted at that. “Lemon lime?”

“You mean yellow, you fucking cop?” Velvet gasped, all dramatic. Like she wasn’t used to him saying the names instead of the colours. Like she didn’t know he did that just because it jokingly bothered her- and Russel. He smirked at her.

“Yeah, lemon lime.”

Velvet made a face at him. “Weirdo.” There was a smile there, in her eyes, even if it wasn’t on her face. Though he could tell it struggled to be there too. His own expression was attempting to twist from smirk to a truer smile, too. But he bit it down. Hid it behind another sip from the can. Another moment and Velvet smiled unabashedly, unable to hide it behind something like he was and no doubt not caring to hide it anyway. They sat together to watch the rest of Russel’s practice in relative silence. Velvet readjusted to lean back against the bench with a foot up on the seat. Cardin rested his chin against the backpack in the middle of his folded legs. It’d be a while longer before it ended. The music filled the space again as the marching band restarted from the top of their set. He took out his script to memorize his lines as they listened.

do not tag as ship

Familial: CRDLPWNS (Cardin, Russel, Dove, Sky, Penny, Weiss, Nora, and Velvet)

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

photoqueen: do you guys want to see something?

We’re_Soar’n: Velvet no

photoqueen: velvet yes

photoqueen:so?

Official_TeamMom: I already don’t trust this.

photoqueen: how dare. this is the thanks i get for being your loving older sister?

Official_TeamMom: I definitely don’t trust this. Don’t say yes.

We’re_Flying’n: now im curious

There’s_NotAStar: me too

BLACKMAIL PICTURES ‘JUST INCASE’

Dove, photoqueen

Dove: Velvet Scarlatina don’t you dare

Dove: You know they’re not supposed to see these

Dove: This is a breach of contract

photoqueen: you know i never sign anything baby boy

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

We’re_Soar’n: You’re dead to me

photoqueen: such sweet words

photoqueen:[weissiconicclass.jpg]

winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?!

We’re_Soar’n: I’m disappointed in you

We’re_Flying’n:…

hereforthememeories: how do you even have that?

winterhatsunemiku:Howdare you have that, you’re not even in our class!

winterhatsunemiku: And what I do while we wait for Professor Peach is my own business

There’s_NotAStar: i don’t think we want to know how

Official_TeamMom: Definitely not.

photoqueen: i see all

photoqueen: i know all

photoqueen: you fuckers cant hide shit

We’re_Flying’n: oh fuck

We’re_Flying’n has changed ‘photoqueen’ to ‘psychoqueen’

psychoqueen: hahahahah

Official_TeamMom: You guys never listen to me.

hereforthememeories: we apologize for our transgressions mom

We’re_Flying’n: wait dove seemed to know about this too

We’re_Flying’n has changed We’re_Soar’n to Traitor

There’s_NotAStar: wait but the shared name T.T

We’re_Flying’n has changed Traitor to We’re_Soar’n

There’s_NotAStar: : D

We’re_Flying’n: youre lucky i love that movie

There’s_NotAStar: only the movie? :(

We’re_Flying’n:yes

There’s_NotAStar::(

There’s_NotAStar: but i didnt do anything

Official_TeamMom: I hate you all.

electricslide:Really?

Official_TeamMom: Amended: I hate all of you except Pens.

electricslide:｡^‿^｡

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

winterhatsunemiku : i can’t stand him

winterhatsunemiku : he’s like a music man

winterhatsunemiku : and i hate it and that’s coming from me

winterhatsunemiku : miss ‘won a singing award at eleven and hosted multiple concerts before escaping to beacon’

We’re_Flying’n: hes a what? (hes a what?)

Official_TeamMom: He’s a music man and he sells clarinets to the kids in the town with the big trombones

We’re_Flying’n: and the ratta tat drums

Official_TeamMom: And the big brass bass

hereforthememeories: WHAT just happened?

psychoqueen: cardin musical theatre real?

There’s_NotAStar: definitely not, car couldnt sing to save his life

Official_TeamMom: Which is why I do it.

There’s_NotAStar:no!!

psychoqueen:no!!

hereforthememeories: sooooo what happened?

winterhatsunemiku : jaune serenaded me to try to get me to go to the dance with him in the middle of the damn hallway! people saw!!

hereforthememeories:Oof

psychoqueen:f

We’re_Soar’n: If you finally ask out Pyrrha I bet he’d stop

hereforthememeories: we all know thats not gonna happen

winterhatsunemiku: Nora we both know you haven’t asked your crush to the dance yet either

hereforthememeories: rude but true

hereforthememeories: but if i did it will you do it?

winterhatsunemiku: You know what, sure. If you manage to do it, I’ll do it

hereforthememeories: @electricslide go to the dance with me? (edited)

electricslide:Me?

hereforthememeories: yeah. if that’s okay

electricslide: I’d love to, Nora!

hereforthememeories:yeeeeeeeeeees

hereforthememeories: well have the best time ill make sure of it penny!

electricslide: I know you will! I’m excited! o(^▽^)o

hereforthememeories: me too!!!

hereforthememeories: and now its your turn weiss

winterhatsunemiku: Fine. A deal is a deal

winterhatsunemiku: I am happy for you, Nora

hereforthememeories: i know

hereforthememeories: and im always here if you need strength!

electricslide: Me as well! ୧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)૭✧

winterhatsunemiku:…

winterhatsunemiku: Thank you, Nora, Penny

winterhatsunemiku:Genuinely

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

hereforthememeories: f in the chat for sky’s butterfingers

There’s_NotAStar:f 

hereforthememeories:f

We’re_Soar'n’ : F

electricslide: Oh no, what did he do?

We’re_Flying’n: i didnt do anything!

hereforthememeories: cut his thumb on a knife

hereforthememeories: hes bleeding all over the counter now

Official_TeamMom:What?!

winterhatsunemiku: The summons

We’re_Flying’n: nora sprained her hand last week and never said anything about it and didnt go to the nurse!!

Official_TeamMom: Nora did WHAT?!?

hereforthememeories:BETRAYAL????

psychoqueen: sky prepare yourself he comin

hereforthememeories: oh lordy he comin

winterhatsunemiku: Aren’t you in the kitchens too?

hereforthememeories: ive moved to the corner

There’s_NotAStar: smart but also very very dumb

hereforthememeories:?

We’re_Soar'n’: You are much quicker to forget betrayal than I am

hereforthememeories: OH SHIT

hereforthememeories is offline

There’s_NotAStar: its been pretty quiet for a while now

psychoqueen: no it hasnt 

psychoqueen: i can hear the scolding from here

electricslide: Are they okay?

winterhatsunemiku: Probably not

We’re_Flying’n: IVE ESCAPED

There’s_NotAStar: what happened??

electricslide: Is Nora okay?

We’re_Flying’n: wow yes thanks im fine

winterhatsunemiku: Don’t be rude

We’re_Flying’n: youre being rude by letting your lesbianism blind you to the true worry: me

winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?

We’re_Flying’n: also i dont think so

electricslide: ＼(º □ º l|l)/

We’re_Flying’n: he brought ren with him

psychoqueen:[youreindanger.jpeg]

We’re_Flying’n: why do you have such a specific one?

psychoqueen:cardin

There’s_NotAStar:cardin

winterhatsunemiku: You realize you’re just delaying your own scolding by running?

We’re_Flying’n: oh i made sure to smile and nod until he was done and turned on nora with ren

winterhatsunemiku: Of course

hereforthememeories: SKY YOU FUCK

hereforthememeories: YOU LEFT ME

hereforthememeories: COME BACK AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT

We’re_Flying’n: i did!

We’re_Flying’n: having to listen to him scold me for something dumb is punishment enough

psychoqueen:oooooo

We’re_Flying’n: which reminds me. i have to do something for our mom

We’re_Flying’n is offline

winterhatsunemiku:Hm

Official_TeamMom has added Ren to group chat

Official_TeamMom has named group chat to PARENTS

Ren: why’ve you created a group chat for us?

Official_TeamMom: What? I didn’t do anything.

Official_TeamMom:Wait.

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

Official_TeamMom:SKY!

We’re_Soar’n: What did you do?

hereforthememeories:sky

There’s_NotAStar:sky 

psychoqueen:sky

electricslide:Sky.

hereforthememeories: @winterhatunemiku j o i n

winterhatsunemiku: What are we doing?

hereforthememeories: shaming sky 

hereforthememeories: or summoning him back

winterhatsunemiku: … Alright

winterhatsunemiku:Sky

We’re_Flying’n: ive never done anything wrong ever in my life

Official_TeamMom:Bullshit

There’s_NotAScar: oh shit, hes cursed!

psychoqueen: hahaha were terrible influences

winterhatsunemiku: Yes you are

psychoqueen: you curse more than he does

winterhatsunemiku: Yes and I never did before I was put in a group with you rapscallions

winterhatsunemiku: Hence you are a terrible influence

hereforthememeories:rapscallions?

electricslide: It’s an archaic word that means mischievous!

hereforthememeories: thanks pens!

hereforthememeories: also thanks weiss!

winterhatsunemiku: It was not a compliment!

Official_TeamMom: She’s calling you villains and I’m inclined to agree

We’re_Flying’n: old woman weiss strikes again

We’re_Soar’n’: I’ll take it as one

PARENTS

Official_TeamMom, Ren

Official_TeamMom has renamed group chat to ONLY SENSIBLE ONES

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

winterhatsunemiku: You guys are terrible influences

There’s_NotAStar: whatd we do?

winterhatsunemiku: I cursed in front of team RWBY

winterhatsunemiku: I think Yang almost had a heart attack

We’re_Flying’n: doesnt yang curse?

winterhatsunemiku: Yes but apparently since I haven’t done it before and am an heiress it’s not expected of me

winterhatsunemiku: Which is fair, I’d never expected myself to use such uncouth language as well

winterhatsunemiku: Then I had to get tricked into being friends with youassholes

hereforthememeories: you love us

winterhatsunemiku: Unfortunately it would appear so

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

We’re_Flying’n: so weiss tongue is purple

hereforthememeories: why is her tongue purple?

winterhatsunemiku: Well Pyrrha and I had slushies

winterhatsunemiku: I had a red one

winterhatsunemiku: And Pyrrha had a blue one

hereforthememeories:…

hereforthememeories:OH

electricslide: You drank each other’s slushies?

hereforthememeories: oh honey no

electricslide:No?

electricslide: How else would Weiss’ tongue become purple if they didn’t share?

We’re_Flying’n: oh they shared alright

hereforthememeories has changed electricslide to confused_quarter

We’re_Flying’n: win wink nudge nudge

winterhatsunemiku: Sky I’m not sure I appreciate those… Whatever they are

winterhatsunemiku: Implications, I suppose

We’re_Flying’n: oh you made all the implications yourself

We’re_Flying’n: im just drawing light to them

confused_quarter: I don’t understand

hereforthememeories: pyrrha and weiss drank slushies then made out

confused_quarter:Huh

confused_quarter: Oh! I see

confused_quarter: Congratulations, Weiss!

winterhatsunemiku: Thank you Penny

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

We’re_Flying’n:@Official_TeamMomslut

Official_TeamMom:W

Official_TeamMom: What did you just call me?

We’re_Flying’n: oh im sorry you must notve heard me

We’re_Flying’n: S L U T

winterhatsunemiku: Don’t call your team leader that

psychoqueen: yeah dont call your mom that

Official_TeamMom: Thank you!

Official_TeamMom:Velvet.

psychoqueen:cardin

Official_TeamMom: How many times do I have to say: I’m not their mom!

psychoqueen: bold words for someone with that username

Official_TeamMom: Anytime I try to change it it ‘mysteriously’ turns back!

We’re_Flying’n: haha bet

confused_quarter: You’re not?

Official_TeamMom:Uh

We’re_Flying’n: uh oh

Official_TeamMom: Copper and Valkyrie get a pass

hereforthememeories: haha im a chosen!

hereforthememeories changed name to kidone

confused_quarter:｡^‿^｡

psychoqueen: i feel like a kid is missing

winterhatsunemiku: I give my permission

Official_TeamMom: And Schnee.

winterhatsunemiku: So why’d you call him that?

We’re_Soar’n: We passed Jaune in the hallway

winterhatsunemiku:And?

We’re_Soar’n:…

There’s_NotAStar: how long have you been a part of this group?

winterhatsunemiku: A little less time than Nora but I don’t know what that has to do with my question

Official_TeamMom: Nothing and there’s no question.

kidone: ABD YOU HAVENT BOTICED???

winterhatsunemiku: Nora that looks atrocious

winterhatsunemiku: And apparently not

kidone: geez i thought penny was bad with pyrrha and you

Official_TeamMom: You and Pyrrha

winterhatsunemiku: What’s that supposed to mean?!

kidone has changed winterhatsunemiku to confused_snowflake

confused_snowflake: Excuse me??

We’re_Soar'n’: You’re excused, heiress

psychoqueen: cardins liked jaune since he saved his ass in forever fall

There’s_NotAStar: sorry but thats wrong

There’s_NotAStar: cardins liked jaune since teams were made

Official_TeamMom: You’re all dead to me

psychoqueen:all?

Official_TeamMom: Correction: You’re all dead to me except Valkyrie and Copper

We’re_Flying’n:whipped

There’s_NotAStar: blatant favouritism

confused_snowflake: You have a crush on that imbecile?

psychoqueen:yup

confused_snowflake:Why?

Official_TeamMom: I don’t know! Just drop it!

psychoqueen: ‘don’t know?m

psychoqueen: he’s so bright he outshines the stars on the darkest night

There’s_NotAStar: his eyes are like the ocean on a cloudless sunny day

We’re_Soar'n’: They change shades, too, with his emotions. Did you see the other day, while training? The blue darkened like a thunderstorm and lightning zinged through them whenever he did something right 

We’re_Flying’n: outside, when the sun hits it, his hair shines like a halo formed around him

There’s_NotAStar: and have you heard him sing? its like the god apollo blessed his very voice

confused_snowflake:…

confused_snowflake: What was I just forced to read?

Official_TeamMom:Nothing!!

psychoqueen: a portion of what weve been forced to listen to for the past year

kidone: this is great

kidone: im saving all of this

kidone: it is screenshotted now

Official_TeamMom: I change my mind I hate all of you

Official_TeamMom: Except Copper

Official_TeamMom is offline

psychoqueen: running from it doesn’t change it

There’s_NotAStar: nora how did you know if youve never heard any of that?

We’re_Flying’n: and how did you escape hearing it? asking for a friend. the friend is me

kidone: oh ive just seen the way he moons at jaune when jaunes not looking

kidone: its probably cause jaunes my team leader

We’re_Flying’n: is jaune taking in any new team members?

kidone: i dont think thats allowed

kidone: plus jaune looks at him like that too so im not sure its much better

We’re_Flying’n: as long as he doesnt wax poetic i dont care

There’s_NotAStar: wait jaune looks at him too???

kidone: love works in mysterious ways

We’re_Soar'n’: Has been for a few months

There’s_NotAStar: dove!! youve noticed??

We’re_Soar'n’: Hard not to

There’s_NotAStar: and youve never mentioned it??

We’re_Soar'n’: Don’t care enough to

There’s_NotAStar: >: (

confused_snowflake: Surely you all must be exaggerating

psychoqueen: not as much as youd hope

We’re_Flying’n: pray you never have to hear it

There’s_NotAStar: hes not.. thatbad

There’s_NotAStar: and its nice to hear him talk

confused_snowflake:?

There’s_NotAStar: there were a few years he didnt

There’s_NotAStar: he was completely mute when we met

psychoqueen: fuck, sometimes i forget about that

psychoqueen: like hes naturally more quiet then us. but he still talks even if its just to tell us not to do something stupid

There’s_NotAStar:yeah

There’s_NotAStar:@Official_TeamMom come baaaaaack were sorry

psychoqueen:yeah

There’s_NotAStar: or atleast some of us are

kidone:mooooooom

Official_TeamMom: It’s fine, guys.

Official_TeamMom: I’ll try to be less annoying.

There’s_NotAStar:car

kidone:mom

confused_snowflake:mom

confused_quarter:mom

psychoqueen:car

There’s_NotAStar: dont worry about it youre not annoying

psychoqueen: and even when you are it’s not like were much better

psychoqueen: we’re a family. we’re annoying together

Official_TeamMom: How can you guys be so reassuring and exhausting at the same time?

psychoqueen: our special talent

Official_TeamMom:Yeah.

Official_TeamMom: … thank you.

There’s_NotAStar: of course! <3

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

Official_TeamMom: I am so done today (edited)

We’re_Flying’n:boner

psychoqueen:boner

kidone:boner

confused_snowflake:Boner

We’re_Soar’n:Boner

There’s_NotAStar:boner

confused_quarter: What are you doing?

Official_TeamMom: Annoying me

kidone: making fun of moms typo

Official_TeamMom: Other people in this chat make typos too and you never mock them! Why is it always only me?

We’re_Flying’n: other people arent the mom

psychoqueen: it’s how we show are love

psychoqueen:*our

Official_TeamMom:Are

We’re_Soar’n:Nope

We’re_Soar’n: Not the same

There’s_NotAStar: not the same

There’s_NotAStar:jinx

We’re_Flying’n has renamed group chat to boner

Official_TeamMom: I hate you all

confused_snowflake: Yang’s done this to me before

confused_snowflake: She’s right, it isfun!

confused_quarter:Hm

confused_quarter:Boner

There’s_NotAStar: thats the spirit pens!

confused_quarter: (* ^ ω ^)

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boner

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

Official_TeamMom: Fine, that’s it, im the mom?

Official_TeamMom: Then the ones in my class, you’re in time out

kidone: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE GET UP THERE

We’re_Flying’n: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

psychoqueen:?

psychoqueen: what happened?

confused_snowflake: One of us got Cardin in trouble during class

We’re_Flying’n: ‘one of us’. i saw you shoot a rubber band too miss ‘im so much more mature than you’

confused_snowflake:Iwasn’t the one who got our matriarch in trouble

We’re_Flying’n: youre still included in the time out

There’s_NotAStar: that was me

There’s_NotAStar: sorry about that

Official_TeamMom: Was it? Or are you just saying that so everyone else won’t get in trouble?

We’re_Flying’n: i did!!

Official_TeamMom: You didn’t hit the teacher

We’re_Flying’n: hoe do you know?!

Official_TeamMom: It doesn’t really matter, anyway. None of you should’ve been shooting rubber bands during class

Official_TeamMom: Which one of you idiots even started it?

confused_snowflake:Rude

Official_TeamMom: Actually nevermind, I’m pretty sure I know

Official_TeamMom:Sky.

We’re_Flying’n: why are you pointing fingers at me asshole?!

Official_TeamMom: Because it’s usually you

We’re_Flying’n: ey fuck you!

We’re_Flying’n: its true

We’re_Flying’n: but fuck you!

We’re_Flying’n: and it wasnt me this time

kidone: it was me

Official_TeamMom:Nora

kidone: wait no plaese dont say it

Official_TeamMom: Say what?

kidone: that your disappointed in me

Official_TeamMom: I won’t?

Official_TeamMom: Nora, there are very few things you could do that would disappoint me

kidone: there are?

Official_TeamMom:Yeah

Official_TeamMom: I might be disappointed if you stabbed someone

Official_TeamMom: Especially during class and more if you didn’t stab them properly

kidone:oh

kidone:okay

Official_TeamMom: You good, Nora?

kidone: yeah im good

kidone:genuinely

Official_TeamMom:Good

kidone:good

We’re_Flying’n: does this mean we get out of the timeout?

Official_TeamMom: Absolutely not

We’re_Flying’n:damn

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

There’s_NotAStar : okay who keeps stealing my cheetos?

There’s_NotAStar: because im usually willing to share but its jusy mean at this point :(

kidone: you had cheetos???

There’s_NotAStar:idid

There’s_NotAStar: a whole brand new bag too

We’re_Flying’n: someone please fess up

We’re_Flying’n: hes pouting and not even kissing is saving it now

confused_snowflake: That’s worrying

We’re_Soar’n: Not really, it’s more worrying when it doesn’t work on Sky

We’re_Flying’n: its still worrying!

We’re_Soar’n:True

There’s_NotAStar: a whole bag

There’s_NotAStar:just

There’s_NotAStar:gone

There’s_NotAStar:woosh

psychoqueen:fuck, i forgot to ask

Official_TeamMom: Smooth, Scarlatina

psychoqueen: dont ‘scarlatina’ me asshole, you were part of this

There’s_NotAStar:betrayed?

There’s_NotAStar: by my own siblings?

psychoqueen: im sorry russ, we’ll buy you more

psychoqueen:right, cardin?

Official_TeamMom:Yeah

Official_TeamMom: We’ll buy you a bag of those spicy ones you like along with the regular

There’s_NotAStar: thank you!!

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boner

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

kidone has renamed group chat to CLOWN BRIGADE

psychoqueen: not that i dont agree

psychoqueen: but why?

kidone : well i was trying to figure out what out team name would be

kidone:andobviously mom has to be the leader

kidone: because mom

confused_snowflake:Obviously

kidone: so iwrhought itd be easiest to put crdl fiest 

kidone: so crdlpwns

kidone: but autocorrect wanted to change it to clowns and i thought it was fitting!

confused_snowflake: I see

psychoqueen:fitting

Friendship: Russel and Velvet

Okay, so maybe it was, perhaps, not the best idea. And maybe had Velvet thought about it for more than two seconds, she would’ve realized that. Maybe Russel would’ve if he’d bothered to think on it for more than two seconds. But neither of them did. So contemplating the validity of the idea really didn’t do anything for them at this point aside from giving them the very real (and accurate) impression that if Cardin had known about this he’d be telling them both ‘I told you so’ right about now. That or asking them how they possibly thought this was a good idea.

(Answer: They hadn’t really thought at all, duh . Not past 'oh, this’ll be cool.’)

Where were they? Handcuffed together, of course.

“Are you sure you don’t remember where the keys are?” Russel asked.

“I don’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning,” Velvet said. Though now that she said it, she was thinking about it, and after a minute her brain provided her the answer she neither needed nor really wanted. Toast and fruit. (Strawberries and raspberries.) She sighed to herself, ignoring her brain’s sudden desire to be helpful for something that was definitely not what she wanted it to be helpful for, and tried to pick the lock again. “We don’t need it, anyhow. One of us’ll be able to get it.”

They both could pick locks, honestly, it shouldn’t be this hard. Why did Cardin’s shitty house lock have to be easier than these handcuffs?

“Maybe I should try again?” Russel said. Velvet handed over the lock pick and dropped her hand into his lap.

“Good luck,” she said and meant it. Would she prefer to be the one to get them out? Yeah. That was kinda the whole point of this little 'exercise’, after all. A small competition to see who could get them out faster. Except they put them on and that has been an hour ago and here they still were. At this point who won mattered quite a bit less than the getting out. Unless they wanted to spend the rest of their day together. And while she loved her brother, she didn’t treasure the idea of having to follow him to the toilet.

“Hey, if you don’t get it, maybe Scarlet can. I’m sure you’d love to watch him work,” Velvet said, waggling her eyebrows and moving her shoulders. Russel fumbled, almost dropping the lock pick.

“No,” he lied. Poorly. Velvet hummed. Russel repeated it stronger, “ No . I don’t want to see those long fingers anywhere near my wrists or hands, shut up.”

Velvet gasped dramatically. She tried to make it sound as fake as possible, just to drive the point home. And because she knew it messed with him when people were genuinely upset with him, especially when he couldn’t do anything about it. What can she say, she needed him to know she was fucking with him or it just wouldn’t be funny. “How dare you tell me to shut up. Your loving older sister who’s just trying to look out for you and your crush on tall, British, and dumb.”

“Velvet ,” Russel whined.

“Sorry, not dumb, fabulous,” Velvet said with a smirk that perhaps said she’d spent too much time with Cardin since the three of them quite literally ran into eachother in the hallway.

“I will leave you behind,” Russel threatened.

“If you can get out,” Velvet said. Not like he would actually leave her here, anyway.

Russel groaned. Velvet closed her eyes and rested against the wall. She could hear the scrape of the lock pick against the lock. It was clear he still wasn’t having much luck with it. She let him work silently for a few minutes. Though it had been a joke, Velvet did actually consider getting Scarlet. The boy had a weird set of random skills. And lock picking really was one of them. If neither of them got out, he was definitely the last resort.

Finally, a small, metallic click actually resounded in her ears. She was so surprised that she didn’t even really register it until Russel gave a triumphant noise. The cuff around her own wrist jangled as the cuff that’d been attached to Russel’s dropped.

“Fuck yeah!” Russel said and Velvet opened her eyes. He had his cuff off, rubbing his wrist where it’d gotten a bit sore from being held for so long.

“Nice, Russ!” Velvet said. “You won!”

Russel beamed at her. It still took him maybe fifteen more minutes to get hers off.

Need some CFVY?

shortkingvi:

“sometimes i just have to ride these feelings out and wait a little while for life to feel right again”

“well, i guess i wouldn’t mind waiting with you”

viaroosterteeth.com

Haha Velvet is STRAYAN

Velvet: “Try this vegemite it tastes like shit.”

Jaune: “Wow. This tastes like shit.”

Velvet: “Hahaha yeah mate.”

Just old sketches I used to draw for my friends.

Let them lie here, just in case someone will be glad to see it.

Jaune:*Coming out of bedroom completely naked* Well the good news is I think I got the last of the cum out of your lingerie, Weiss. *Holding delicate, tiny, one piece lingerie while holding it between two fingers*

Weiss:*Chokes*

Jaune: Oh come on, it’s not that… *Looks up and sees Weiss, her team, her sister, her mother, Nora and her child, Coco and Velvet and Elm all staring at him, dressed up and sitting around eating a fancy brunch*

Nora:*Covering little Freya’s eyes* No pumpkin, don’t look at Uncle Jaune’s peepee. *Glaring at Jaune*

Ruby:Oh boy, don’t look at  your male besties dick, Ruby Rose.

Willow:*Wide eyed but refusing to look at anything but her non-alcoholic coffee* Oh my.

Winter:*Bright red* A-a-ah, u-um, sister!?

Yang:*Whistles*How the hell does he fit that inside lil’ ol’ Weiss?

Blake:*Trying to cover Yang’s eyes as Yang holds her away one handedly* No, don’t look at his dick, Yang, we’re married!

Yang:*Blows raspberry, laughing*

Coco:*Puts down finger sandwich while sighing sadly*

Velvet:*Gaping*

Elm:*To Weiss* Damn girl. *Puts fist up*Respect.

Weiss:*Crimson, ignoring everybody* Jaune Schnee-Arc, what do you think you’re–coveryourselfthisinstant!

Jaune:*Still standing, staring, lingerie between two fingers*

Weiss:*Finally notices everybody else staring, blushes harder and clenches fist while shaking* You dunce! T-this isn’t what it looks like, ladies!

Yang:*Grinning smugly, eyes covered by a panting and exhausted Blake* Mhmm. We get you, Weiss. Bow-chika-wow-wow!

Weiss:*Wants the earth to swallow her whole as she now notices her mother sneaking peaks*

Jaune:*Looks from everybody, back to the bedroom he was in and speaks, genuinely baffled* How long was I in there!?

Velvet:*Chasing Jaune* GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKWIT!

Jaune:*Running away in mortal terror* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW FORGIVE ME PLEASE I DON’T KNOW THE WAYS OF YOUR PEOPLE!

Ruby:*Nervously* Nnnnot that it’s any of my business, but what’s all that about?

Coco:*Watching with her chin in her palm, smirking* Casanova there bought a carrot.

Weiss:*Not wanting to be racist* Carrots are bigoted?

Fox:*Sighs*

Coco:Well from what I’ve pieced together everybody’s favorite wholesome twosome had a talk, at the end of that talk they wanted to try out some toys but the fashion disaster got detention, Vel told him to stop buy the store for a *laughs evilly in delight* ‘temporary’ toy and he bought a carrot.

Jaune: STOP, NO, YOU LOVE ME!

Velvet: IT’S IN OUR NATURE TO HURT THE ONES WE LOVE, GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!

Coco: *Smiles at the sight which unnerves Ruby and makes Weiss uncomfortable* Apparently that was the wrong move.

Jaune:STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE!

Velvet:OH BUT I’MSUPPOSED TO LOVE IT!?

Ruby:*Disturbed*Sometimes I regret listening to Yang and making new friends.