“You can have all of me, but I’m taking all of you in return.”

Jeaniene Frost, Twice Tempted

*Vlad explodes someone*
Leila: That’s my babe!
Vlad: Husband, darling. We’ve been over this.
Leila: Husband, even better!

Leila: Fuck you, you fucking fuck
Vlad: Language
Leila: English

Leila: Any requests?

Gretchen: I request for you to stop being such a bitch.

Leila: Request denied. Anyone else?

Vlad: I can think of a few…

Leila: Granted, but later.