#otp prompt
prompt #90
A: “B, I really need to know your intentions with me.”
B: “I proposed to you yesterday! What is there to be confused about?”
A: “I don’t know, I thought that maybe you were proposing in a friendly, just-bros-being-bros way!”
‘You’re the annoying public defender that keeps making up incredibly implausible defenses for your criminals and I don’t know how you can make me laugh in court while I’m working against you, especially since you come up with the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard, how come everyone keeps buying it? Being funny shouldn’t be a move in court, but it somehow works for you. Well, you just wait until we have another trial together, I’ve been reading up on mastering puns and I will slay you’ au
fic I’m reading: *the otp, on an unwilling adventure together, arrive at an inn*
me: please let there only be one room available please let there only be one room available
fic: “I’m afraid there’s only one room available”
me: please let it have only one bed please let it have only one bed
fic: there is only one bed
me:
update: there is actual bedsharing and I am on fire, why am I like this, why do I want to die every time I read the same fucking trope over and over and over and over
Imagine person A is hardcore crushing on B, and fantasizes about their relationship so much they often refer to the both of them as a couple and say “I love you” at the end of their phone calls accidentally
Travis the clumsy mail-carrier put Person A’s porn mag in Person B’s mail compartment and they have to deliver it by hand because Person A’s mail compartment is locked
[finds the most unavailable person]
[points] that one i want that one
Imagine your otp.
Character A is a firm non-believer in anything relating to religion, the supernatural, or anything that cannot be proven by hard science. Character B is a ghost that’s been haunting Character A for what feels like ages, and they are so fed up with Character A’s “too cool for ghouls” attitude.
When Character A advertises that they’re in need of a roommate to split the rent with, Character C (a self-proclaimed medium) takes up the offer. Upon meeting Characters A and B, and feeling all of the bad energy between them, Character C deticates themself to doing a sort of “couples therapy” for them, and helping Character A realize that yes, ghosts really do exist.
* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”
Imagine your otp
MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING
THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS DID THE SAME AND THEN THE FIRST ONE TOLD US MY SISTER WASN’T ALLOWED TO ORDER DESSERT BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF AND THEN HE MADE HER A TASTING PLATE OF EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS SO NERVOUS AND IT WAS REALLY SUPER SWEET.
More men should present dessert plates when trying to hit on a woman.
IMAGINE YOUR OTP
Guys.
My dudes.
You have no idea
how satisfying it is
to be the only girl at a table with five dudes
who are all hitting on the waitress
and you’re the one who gets her number
Imagine your otp.
hey all! awhile ago i decided that for every 25 sets put out, i’ll be doing mass prompts! i hope you enjoy this. i have each original prompt list linked in each number for your convenience. also, i’ll link the other ones below this note as soon as i put them out! thank you all so much!
this is going to be long lol, all prompts under the cut
“I saw that your friend ran off with an umbrella and now you’re waiting for the rain to let up and do you want to share mine?”
“We’re in the same fandom and have online accounts that blatantly flirt with each other online using fandom lingo and you live in the same town as me how did I not know this?”
“We met at a concert for our favorite band and you’re really tall and can I get on your shoulders to see better in this large crowd?”
“So…half the school ships us because we’re the loudest/most passionate at the football games but we’ve never met??”
“We’re both famous on YouTube and both getting really tired of people shipping us in the comments even though we’ve never met.”
“You’re my waiter and I told my sibling that you were cute and I went to the bathroom and they must’ve told you and now your number is on my check holy crap.”
“For a dare, I was supposed to go up to you, take one of your earbuds and put it in my ear and walk with you, but you were listening to my favorite song and now we’re having an amazing conversation.”
“We’ve never met but we always get the same books from the school library and the librarians are trying to set us up.”
“It’s really really cold outside can I please have one of your hand warmers and why are you holding my hand?”
“Can you reach that book on the top shelf for me? You’ve read it too? Let’s talk about it over coffee.”
“We’re neighbors and our rooms look directly into each others so I can see and hear most of the things you do and I’m somewhat mad at you for playing loud music at 3 in the morning but it’s my favorite band so I’ll let it slide.”
“Yesterday you beat me in the dorm’s weekly tournament of MarioKart but you’re going down next time you ass shit.”
“Both of our dates ditched us to go with each other, so now we’re going to the dance together as a fake couple to shove it in their faces.”
“I take pictures for the yearbook and I think you looked really cute while you read and that’s why I took a picture of you.”
“I’m the princess of my kingdom and I’m supposed to marry the prince of the neighboring kingdom (who I don’t know is you until later) and I remember from balls and stuff that he may be handsome but he’s so freaking annoying and ugh! And thank you for listening to my rant, I hope to talk to you later, handsome stranger.”
“In class, you click your pen freakin’ constantly and I’m about ready to kick your ass, what professor, what do you mean we’re partners?”
“Our school is having spirit week and there’s a prize for the student who shows the most spirit and we’re mainly competing with each other.”
“Both of us go to the same library and we always read in the same area right across from each other, but we’ve never actually said a word to each other.”
“Both of us serve in the same restaurant and we always have this competition to see who gets the most tips but it’s not fair because you’re too hot and half our customers are teenage girls after school.”
“There’s this one peaceful place in town where you can look at the stars and the night sky and we both come here all the time and we’ve developed a friendship over the years.”
“Last night I fell asleep on your couch and now it’s morning and you’re making us breakfast?”
“Somehow we always end up sitting next to each other during the dorm’s weekly showing of a show we both love.”
“You always tell me about the flowers outside of your apartment that you love so I just randomly decided to get you a bouquet of them.”
“I heard you whistling/humming my favorite song that no one knows and we’re definitely best friends now.”
“You helped me pick up my library books when I tripped in the parking lot and all nine of them went flying.”
“At the gym, I was running angrily on a treadmill a couple machines away from yours and I got distracted and flew off, but you laughed so hard you fell too.”
“A mutual friend invited us to a laser tag party and we’re the two last people remaining on opposite teams and I am not losing.”
“You walked into the student lounge on our dorm floor and you saw me crying and then walked out and now you’re back with coffee and a big bag of chips and I’m debating whether I should kiss you or not you angel.”
“In one of our classes at school, we had a secret santa and I got you and I have no idea what the hell you like.”
“I really hate my friends for putting mistletoe by the doorway where I was, but I hate your friends too for convincing you to go through the doorway to ‘get snacks from the kitchen’.”
“You’re my waiter/waitress and I’m on a date with an asshole, and you decided to help me get out of this date.”
“Every single year, my family and I go on this cruise that your family is always on and wow you are way hotter than I remember.”
“Okay…I saw you hitting that bag very hard are you okay? Wait, you’re crying, please stop I’m not good with tears what can I do?”
“I accidentally took your notebook in class thinking it was mine and you have mine but just wanted to say I like your doodles.”
“It’s the first time we’re sharing a bed and it’s really awkward but I also really want to cuddle you and that side wins.”
“Our friends don’t know we’re together and we’ve made a bet to see how long it takes them to find out.”
“You work in the sandwich shop next to the coffee shop where I work and we trade some stuff from our respective shops at lunchtime.”
“In the school play, we’re both understudies for the romantic leads and the lead actors are both out sick so we have to take their place.”
“My date stood me up and people were giving me pity looks and you decided to sit with me.”
“I found this number on a sticky note in a library book and I’m ready to discuss, what do you mean you’ve never read this book?”
“We both reached for the same book in the library at the same time on opposite sides of a shelf and you’re really cute but I’m getting this book.”
“In the park, I saw you dramatically lip-syncing to let it go and caught it on video and sent it to my friend and now you’re internet famous I’m sorry.”
“We both work at Disneyland where I play a princess and you play a prince, my romantic interest.”
“Once I fell into your arms by accident, five years later, not even seeing each other in that span, I fall into you again.”
“Apparently there are a million songs I haven’t listened to and you’ve given me a thirty-two-page list of the songs I need to listen to.”
“You work at the movies and I go so much we know each other really well and when I tried to ask you out at your job I asked if you wanted to go to the movies.”
“I’m in a rock band as the lead singer and you’re the lead singer of a pop band and we’ve been cast in a musical movie together as love interests and this is going to be really weird we both can tell.”
“I work in a candy store and you have the biggest sweet tooth of anyone I know and that is saying something.”
“You sit at this desk in the class before me and always leave nice notes for me and I’m hellbent on finding out who you are.”
“I work in a movie theater and late at night you walked out crying about a movie so I offered to watch a comedy with you to make you feel better and now we’re totally best friends and I may like you.”
admittedly,person a has extremely dry chapped lips. it’s awful to even think about. person a claims it to be a defence mechanism to whoever wants to even try to kiss them. person b doesn’t give a single fuck.
person a jokingly flirts with person b and always ends it with: “fell for me yet?” and every single time person b would roll their eyes and ignore person a.
however, on an uneventful afternoon, person a goes for their usual act of a pick up line and a wink, ending it with their always unanswered question. expecting an eye roll or a sassy remark as usual from person b: instead, person a got an unbothered “yes” from them. now, person a has their jaw agape as they watch person b walk away, not noticing a faint smile on their face.
you know the moment that happens in most clichés: the accidental spill of coffee on someone’s shirt and providing a shirt to them. well, what if the coffee spilled on both of person aandperson b’s shirts? and that they have to buy a new shirts for each other because they don’t have extra clothing on them? oh, look there’s a 2 for 1 sale! HEY, LET’S MATCH OUTFITS-
person aknowsperson b steals their clothes often. so, taking that as an advantage: they slip small notes into the pockets of the clothing article. now, whenever person b stealsperson a’s clothes, they find a small note and falls in love with person a more.
person a can’t smile. well, they can but it’s more like a straight line whenever they smile. that’s why no one gets to see a ‘proper’ smile from person a because it isn’t really present. so, smiling at strangers who did something nice or catched their eye is an experience person a doesn’t want to relive. however, person ahelpedperson b carry their groceries and person b flashed them a smile: thanking them for helping them. this is when person a tries to smile awkwardly for 20 seconds while person b thinks their smile is charming.
person aandperson b are in the bed, and are suppose to be sleeping but person a had a different idea. when person b is fast asleep, person a slept too, however, after sliding an engagement ring onto person b’s finger. now, person a wonders about how person b would react, either:
→ the moment person b wakes up, they noticed the ring straight away and aggressively slaps person a awake, demanding an explanation.
or
→person b never noticed it, for a long time: even after person a tried to slip in some hints; until person a had enough and straight up told person b about it.
summer comes in with bright smiles, person a had just moved into a small town and they have been enjoying it so far. today, however, they were minding their business on a bench when they notice person b by the balcony: singing while hanging up wet clothes. entranced by person b’s beauty and voice, person a sets a mission to capture the attention of person b.
from now on everyday, person a would play songs on their guitar to try to get person b’s attention. they have been gathering many tips, too, but person a really just wants person b to notice them. so, person a continues this new routine until they catch person b staring at them.
