#jeremy knox
Counselor: So why do you wanna go to USC?
Me: Someone really important to me attended that school
Counselor: Aw how sweet! Was it your parent?
Me thinking about Jeremy Knox:ya
wymack: i’m worried about you
kevin: [dunking his protein bar in his wine] why?
andrew: i walk up and say hello
kevin:yeah
andrew: no that’s too subtle
wymack:andr—
andrew: imma push him
andrew: with a racket
andrew: in the stomach
kevin: i’m always two steps ahead of you bitches
kevin: could be three but i have to ask andrew
neil: [spitting blood at riko] fuck you
riko:how the fuck are you bleeding i haven’t even touched you
neil, a jock: okay so bro—
andrew: I had my tongue in ur mouth ten minutes ago do not call me bro
neil:so yeah,,,,, my face got burnt
nicky, without thinking: oh lit
“my child is fine” your child has learned the riko roast
andrew: all in all, a 100% success
aaron: andrew we lost our mom
andrew:all in all, a 100% success
wymack:hey if you join us you could stay at the dorms before the school year starts
neil:
andrew:okay keep an eye on kevin for me
neil:ok
neil five minutes later:
no one:
aftg fanartists: orange orange orange orange orageorange,, orange . orange orange did i miss an orange spot orange, orange
matt: [walks in on the twinyards fighting again]
matt:enough you two have to stop fighting
matt, handing them boxing gloves: without proper supervision
nicky, knocking on bathroom door: hey neil what are you doing in there
neil, dying his hair: uh DRUGS
fuck relationships except whatever that redhead and cigarette have going on
you are a pipe dream (derogatory)
neil:i want to change the world
wymack:for the better?
neil:
wymack:answer me neil
matt: he called you a what?
neil: a pipe dream
andrew:you’re a fucking nightmare is what you are
The millport exy team: yeah, this game was amazing. Did you hear Sophie cheated on Bryan? I know what a bitch.
Neil: I wonder how long it’ll be till my father kills me.