Because I don’t always have the mental energy to figure out incorrect quotes as often as I need to, what if I also just give input and such on favorite characters? Not even just favorites, it can be ones I have heavy thoughts on. Let me know what you guys think :))

If Carl was raised in this meme of a time

Negan: You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.

Carl: lmao that’s a fat mood right there. Bet

Negan: Carl, relax. Go get a beer.

Carl: I don’t want a beer.

Negan: Who said it was for you?

AU where Glenn meets Maggie’s parents and they’re having dinner

Hershel: You seem nervous. Why?

Glenn: Uuh— Global warming.

Glenn: What a bitch, right?

Glenn: -nervously laughs- We all gon’ drown.

Michonne: I’m cold.

Rick: Here, have a hug and a kiss.

Jesus: I’m cold, too.

Daryl: You want me to set you on fire? We’ll both be happy then.