#b99 quotes

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Greek gods as B99 gifs part 2

Hera:

Zeus:

Poseidon:

Hestia:

Hades:

Bonus (I know some of these aren’t B99 quotes but still):

Iris:

Hypnos:

Or

Prometheus: *steals fire and gives it to humans*

Zeus: why would you give fire to humans?!

Zeus:

Will: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question. The question is: who here does the best impression of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. You’ll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Dr. Lecter eating a marshmallow for the very first time. LET THE LECTER-OFF BEGIN!


Jack Crawford (impersonating Hannibal): What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?


Beverly (impersonating Hannibal): The sugar in this is quite sweet.


Abigail (impersonating Hannibal): oooohhhh *starts giggling profusely*


Will: That’s your Lecter impression?


Abigail: I can hear him doing that.


Alana (impersonating Hannibal): Looks like a sticky pillow.


Will (impersonating Hannibal): I don’t care for it. Classical music.


*Everybody laughs*


Hannibal (entering the room): What’s going on here? What are you doing?


Will: Dr. Lecter, hey. Nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?


Hannibal (picking one up): Marshed mellow?


Hannibal: *starts giggling profusely while chewing*


Abigail: I KNEW IT!!!!!!

harry: look, let’s just agree to say ‘i’m sorry’ on the count of three

ron:

harry: one, two, three

ron:

harry:

harry: see, now i’m just disappointed in both of us

“life is unpredictable, not everything’s in our control, but as long as you’re with the right people you can handle anything. and you, jake peralta, are the right person for me.”

- amy santiago.

Sometimes the only thing my menthal health needs — a b99 with my comfort ship.

some poorly drawn kakairu with peraltiago quote.

AU where Glenn meets Maggie’s parents and they’re having dinner

Hershel: You seem nervous. Why?


Glenn: Uuh— Global warming.


Glenn: What a bitch, right?


Glenn: -nervously laughs- We all gon’ drown.

Jude: CARDAN COME HERE I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU

Cardan: Ooh someone in trouble

Cardan: It’s me i don’t know why i said that

Kaz: i’m so mad at jesper. we’re supposed to be friends.

Inej: well, talk to him. that’s what friends do.

Kaz: nope. i’m gonna wait til i’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Inej: that’s your plan for dealing with this?

Kaz: that’s my plan for dealing with everything. i have 77 arguments i’m gonna win that way.

Inej: …seems like a bad plan.

Kaz: *glaring* now i have 78.

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