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Ikemen Vampire: 2nd OST
purchase / stream ikevam jp’s chapter 2 OST + some tracks from the 4th anniversary event. ✩‧₊˚
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Captain Walton and Frankenstein’s Creature: *are crying over Victor Frankenstein’s corpse*
Perenelle Flamel: Did you know that this man *points at Dr. Faust* can bring people back from the dead?
Adam, the Flamels & the captain: *look at Dr. Faust*
Dr. Faust: Absolutely the fuck not.
Victor Frankenstein: Oh, this is a dream come true! I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven! :D
Dr. Faust: I had that dream too, but you go into the other direction. ¬_¬
Dr. Faust: Your existence is confusing.
Victor Frankenstein: How so?
Dr. Faust: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Adam: Doctor Faust, please don’t do this! You can’t make him acknowledge me legally!
Dr. Faust: *pulls out an épée* I just want to talk to him!
Adam: Wh-why do you have a sword?
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: Doctor, this is ridiculous!
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: Put that sword away!
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: What do you even mean?
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: You, wait, it’s not his fault! It was an accident!
Dr. Faust: I just want to stab him-I just want to talk to him!
Adam: You can’t stab him!
Perenelle Flamel: Anyone d-
Nicolas Flamel: Depressed?
Dr. Faust: Drained?
Victor Frankenstein: Dumb?
Adam: Disliked?
Perenelle: -done with their work. What is wrong with you boys?!
Dr. Faust: Is having a penis fun?
Nicolas Flamel: It has its ups and downs.
Adam: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Victor Frankenstein: It’s a pain in the arse.
Perenelle Flamel: Oh Jesus, frick, boys, come on!
Nicolas Flamel: Salut, Perenelle! Salut, Victor! Salut, Adam! Salut, Jean! Salut, Perenelle!
Victor Frankenstein: You just said “Bye, Perenelle” twice.
Nicolas: I love Perenelle. ^^
Perenelle:
Dr. Faust: Adam, keep an eye on Victor today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Adam: Sure, I’d love to see my creator get punched!
Dr. Faust: Try again. -_-
Adam: *sighs* I will stop Victor from getting punched.
Victor Frankenstein: I’m perfectly heterosexual.
Dr. Faust, the Flamels & Adam: *cackling hysterically like a clan of hyenas*
Victor Frankenstein: I’m an idiot.
Dr. Faust: …
Nicolas Flamel: …
Perenelle Flamel: …
Adam: …
Victor: …
Johann: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Dr. Faust: *is bitching with Dr. Jekyll and Dr. Lanyon in a highly complicated scientific manner*
Victor Frankenstein, who understands every word: Gentlemen, if you have to talk trash, why ca’t you do it normally?
Dr. Faust: Hush, kid. The doctors are talking.
Victor: …
Victor: Okay, first of all-
Dr. Faust: Self care is actually getting into fist fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Perenelle Flamel: No, self care is doing stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of make-up, if you like it, or taking a nice nap!
Adam: Self care is the burning heat, when rage washes over you! Self care is when the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Victor Frankenstein: Lmao, self care is taking your birthday cake, just so I can eat the frosting.
Dr. Faust: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.
Perenelle Flamel: I think we’re missing something.
Nicolas Flamel: Teamwork?
Dr. Faust: Cohesion?
Victor Frankenstein: A general sense of what we’re doing?
