soooo since school has shut down I won’t be able to post for the time being sorry y’all

“Google is for communists”

“I told him I was a socialist and that I had no money and he gave me $10”

“What’re you talking about”

“Pyrotechnics”

in my French class during presentations, whenever someone finished, instead of clapping, we all blinked really fast

a kid got dress coded for wearing an anime t shirt that was a bit ReVeaLinG

there’s a group of boys who have all been wearing sweatshirts that say “Virginity Rocks” all week

In Orchestra

Teacher: cellos you gotta play louder, the violas are taking over! And there are only fourof them.

Us violas (who have been slowly encroaching into the violins section every class) :…..

Teacher: *looks pointedly at our section* don’t y’all dare take over

Violistinfrontofme:*whispers* it’s just the beginning

Violas: *nod along and send “threatening” looks at everyone else (particularly the violins)*

“Is peach a color or is it just a fruit?”

“both you idiot”

2 minutes later

“Wait are peaches even a real thing??”

*everyone facepalms*

-girls in my art class

“Why does everyone care what they look like? I don’t care because no ones ever gonna like me”

“No I like you!”

“I meant no female would ever like me in a sexualway… aside from maybe my aunt but that’s a story for another day”

-kid in my gym class

“I can’t hear you I don’t have my glasses on”

-kid with his glasses oN

“HOLY SHIT ANNE FRANK DIED A VIRGIN”

-kid on my bus

“cream cheese frosting is a sin”

I overheard this girl talking in the hallway and she said, “yeah so this kid pushed me in the hallway so I pushed him back and was like ‘NeWtoN’S tHiRd LaW BiTcH!’”

pt 2 of the song post

This was totally unplanned- but during the chorus almost everyone in the class went:

OOOH WE’RE HALF WAY THEEEERE OOOOOH SQUIDWARDONACHAAAIIIRRR

our school does video announcements on Thursday mornings. And my algebra teacher signed up our class to lip sync livin on a prayer.

so the camera crew came in and told us to LIP SYNC. But no. Ofc we had to be extra

We fucking SCREAMEDthelyrics and air-gutaired on meter sticks and used rulers to drum on the desks. We stood on the chairs and danced and we were so fucking LOUD

and I shit you not after they left my teacher got a call from downstairs saying they could hear us and we were disrupting classes

In art class on Friday my friend enlisted the advice of our art teacher bc she was stressing about being the 7th wheel on a big group “date” to the movies to see the new Jumanji. Our teacher was at a loss for words after hearing her ramble about the date

we had a sub in English today and two boys in the back started playing some kind of trap remix of bagpipe music while we were supposed to be analyzing pictures from the Holocaust. the sub was either a boomer or gen x and did absolutely nothing about this and the music kept playing the entire period

“to quote shakespeare, ‘thou art a dick’”

“oh to be an axon terminal”