#gen z culture

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Forgive me Lord for I have taken the arms and legs off of my Barbie doll as a child and super glued them to the opposite sockets. I know the Bible doesn’t mention it but I just know that’s a sin.

You’re only a 2000s kid if you know what a Bieber cut is

you’re only an Australian 2000s kid if you vividly remember how weird some episodes of round the twist were

Gen Zers after being called snowflakes, that they’re too young to care about climate change and had enough of baby boomers’ shiiii: Okay boomer


Baby Boomers:

Not starting your summer reading project until the last possible second

Gen Z

Knowing that your friends have ur back, but doubting it everyday

millennials have gone too far man, they’re seriously trying to pull a “only 90’s kids will remember” on vine…

gen z culture saying something ironically and then saying it completely serious because you can’t bump the habit. 

“Google is for communists”

“I told him I was a socialist and that I had no money and he gave me $10”

“What’re you talking about”

“Pyrotechnics”

in my French class during presentations, whenever someone finished, instead of clapping, we all blinked really fast

a kid got dress coded for wearing an anime t shirt that was a bit ReVeaLinG

there’s a group of boys who have all been wearing sweatshirts that say “Virginity Rocks” all week

In Orchestra

Teacher: cellos you gotta play louder, the violas are taking over! And there are only fourof them.

Us violas (who have been slowly encroaching into the violins section every class) :…..

Teacher: *looks pointedly at our section* don’t y’all dare take over

Violistinfrontofme:*whispers* it’s just the beginning

Violas: *nod along and send “threatening” looks at everyone else (particularly the violins)*

“Is peach a color or is it just a fruit?”

“both you idiot”

2 minutes later

“Wait are peaches even a real thing??”

*everyone facepalms*

-girls in my art class

“Why does everyone care what they look like? I don’t care because no ones ever gonna like me”

“No I like you!”

“I meant no female would ever like me in a sexualway… aside from maybe my aunt but that’s a story for another day”

-kid in my gym class

“I can’t hear you I don’t have my glasses on”

-kid with his glasses oN

“HOLY SHIT ANNE FRANK DIED A VIRGIN”

-kid on my bus

“cream cheese frosting is a sin”

I overheard this girl talking in the hallway and she said, “yeah so this kid pushed me in the hallway so I pushed him back and was like ‘NeWtoN’S tHiRd LaW BiTcH!’”

pt 2 of the song post

This was totally unplanned- but during the chorus almost everyone in the class went:

OOOH WE’RE HALF WAY THEEEERE OOOOOH SQUIDWARDONACHAAAIIIRRR

our school does video announcements on Thursday mornings. And my algebra teacher signed up our class to lip sync livin on a prayer.

so the camera crew came in and told us to LIP SYNC. But no. Ofc we had to be extra

We fucking SCREAMEDthelyrics and air-gutaired on meter sticks and used rulers to drum on the desks. We stood on the chairs and danced and we were so fucking LOUD

and I shit you not after they left my teacher got a call from downstairs saying they could hear us and we were disrupting classes

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