#gen z humor
Deadpool: you’re lucky you can die, spidey you don-
Peter: bold of you to assume i want to live
Deadpool:
Peter:
Deadpool: is that a gen z thing?
Peter: … maybe
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Peter&Shuri:YEET
Tony: I regret…
T'challa: *ignores everything*
Me, continuing to dance: I think power would corrupt you.
Made this meme for my buddy back when he worked at GoodWill.
I’m so fucking high right now, I really just went to make a PB&J sandwich and took a spoonful of peanut butter and slathered it all over my hand, and then said, “Which do you put first, the bowl or the milk?”
Forgive me Lord for I have taken the arms and legs off of my Barbie doll as a child and super glued them to the opposite sockets. I know the Bible doesn’t mention it but I just know that’s a sin.
millennials have gone too far man, they’re seriously trying to pull a “only 90’s kids will remember” on vine…
Me dropping off my kid:
Everyone else @ the grand canyon :
Inspired by tiktok
Mom said it’s my turn to battle the ancient gods in a fight to the death
gen z culture saying something ironically and then saying it completely serious because you can’t bump the habit.
“god wants me dead but i will not surrender”
“i need to make a playlist for when it’s three am and rap god comes on and you try to rap it but then you messed up and then you stare at your unfinished essay in utter defeat”
“i’m an atheist but this is in gods hands now”
“atticus is a dilf”
“to quote shakespeare, ‘thou art a dick’”
hey y’all, i’ve opened up submissions so feel free to send in anything you hear that gives off gen z vibes and i’ll post it!
“oh to be an axon terminal”
“if i turn my light off you can’t hear me”
“when I was younger, I wanted to be Mrs. Frizzle when I grew up”
“who needs therapy when you can rant to your students?”
-my friend after our latin teacher recounted his fear of snakes that apparently stemmed from his childhood
“its a date then, but not really a date because we’re just two bisexual besties who like shiny rocks”
-a conversation about going crystal shopping together
“if i do lose my toes that should be rly funny cause then my parents would have the exact average of children Americans have, 1.9”
“my ideal self? tall. skinny. Talks slowly. Moves slowly. Bald. Lives on Kamino.”
“murdering a family member is just a really late abortion”
“sometimes i see a child and the only thing i can think is ‘punt’.”
