Hc that in the perfect world where Kendall doesn’t get processed by his polishing machine she communicates with him via sounds and flashing lights like
*skrooonk*
“What do you mean my bum looks big in these? I think you’re just jealous!”
…
*pfpfpffff*
“Fine fine I’m going to bed already but not before I finish this diadem”
*pfff*
“and I will apply my face mask too”
…
*blink blink flash*
“Aww thanks I love these shoes too!”
And sometimes when they close for the night Kendall changes her oil and pours himself some pearl champagne and they chat about customers and latest fashion trends
[image description: Trevor the Blob placed onto the aroace, oriented aroace and aro allo flags. The next three images are Negatus sprawled on his throne with one knee up on the arm and one hand behind his head. This image has been placed onto the genderqueer guy, queer and aro ace flags. The last three images are Kendall smiling down at someone off camera placed on the oriented aroace, polyamorous and asexual flags. End image description.]
[image description: a transparent image of Kendall from Yonderland smiling down to someone out of view. This image has been placed onto the transgender, aromantic, lesbian, gay man, muted rainbow, 1978 rainbow, bisexual, nonbinary, queer and genderqueer flags. End image description.]
