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||Creepypasta Taco Contest||

Splendy: Hello everyone! today we’re going to have a cooking contest! and what’s the category today??? *looks at slendy*

Slendy: *sighs* Taco’s….

Splendy: Okay!! So our contestants are Ben Drowned!

Ben: I SHALL MAKE THE HOTTEST AND SPICES TACO’S

Splendy: Jeff The Killer!

Jeff: jesus christ why am i here? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TACO!

Splendy: Laughing Jack!

Lj: I really have nothing to say

Splendy: And Eyeless Jack!!

Ej: …….

Ej: please remove the camera and light off me…

Splendy: Now let’s introduce our judges! Slendy you go do it!

Slendy: *sighs* we have the judges which is The Puppeteer

Puppeteer: please i don’t wanna die again-

Slendy: Herobrine…

Herobrine: I don’t trust any contestants here.

Slendy: and last Homicidal Liu

Liu: Please don’t poison me brothe-

Sully: I DON’T TRUST YOUR COOKING JEEFREY!

Splendy: Every contestant will have Taco shells and ingredients! Before we start here some rules!

AFTER BOTH RULES AND THEM DOING THE TACO’S BECAUSE IM LAZY-

Slendy: oh god all of it look cursed…

Splendy: okay so every judges will have a piece of taco’s from the different contestants in order for them to judges it!

Slendy: let’s start with Ben’s Tacos… What’s your opinion judges

Puppeteer; The taco’s is actually good and oh the hell did i just taste some cheetos here? 10/10 i guess?

Herobrine; It’s good but i felt like I’m gonna die- It’s to spicy for my liking- *drunk a lot of cola cuz he no like milk* 8/10

Liu: I- I don’t like spicy foods- *coughs*

Sully: 9/10!!!

Slendy: okay next we have Jeff’s made taco’s- wait the hell jeff!?

Jeff: WHAT!? I CAN’T THINK ANYTHING OKAY!?

Puppeteer: I- this- this tacos is going to kill me again-

Herobrine: It’s nothing but salt…

Sully: Meat and a lot of salt.

Liu: I’m not eating thi-

Sully: I WILL!

Liu; NOO!-

-Jeff Literally just give up-

Slendy: okay next is Lj’s.

Puppeteer: oh meats!~

Herobrine: Hm… Is there any hidden poison’s here?

Liu: I’m scared that lj has the most normal one i-

sully: 10/10!!

herobrine: i love meats 10/10 oh and i don’t feel getting poisoned.

puppeteer: 10/10 can i leave now?

slendy: no not yet we still have ej-

slendy: the hell? where is he? SONIC X!

Sonic X: WHAT?

Slendy: where’s Eyeless jack?!

Sonic X: that dude ran away lol

Slendy: I- my god…

Splendy: Oh well according to judges pur winner is laughing jack!!

Lj: i won? wait- is there even a price here?

Lj: No…?

Lj;

Hiara(aka me): If i smack ya butt then run away would it be Hit and run too?

Puppeteer: Probably but don’t even think about it.

Dark: you can smack mine tho-

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Herobrine: so i see that one certain minecraft player doing some parkour and-

Sonic X: you fell in love?

Herobrine: No.

Herobrine: i felt like I wanna die, that dude is so bad at parkour.

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Helen: why are you making that face?

Vine: a girl just hit and run me and i don’t like it.

Helen: but you don’t have any car?

Vine: no what i mean is a girl just literally slap my butt and run away

Vine: what’s worst is I don’t know who the fck is that girl.

Ben: *wheeze*

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Lj: I AM VERY CONFUSED

Jeff: The hell why?

Lj: WHY THERE’S A GIRL WHO SLAP MY BUNS AND RUN AWAY LIKE- WHY!?

Jeff: wtf someone slap that flat ass?

Lj: YEAH- WAIT-

Lj: HEY I HAVE MORE CAKE THAN YOU

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Liu: have you seen this-

Sully: THIS MAMACITA WHO GOES AROUND SMACKING ASS!?

Liu: *cough* im sorry about that anyway have you-

Kuro: yeah.

Liu: really? where is she last seen?

Kuro: Last seen smacking zalgo’s buns

Liu & Sully: WHAT-

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Some Jeff and Liu (And Sully but he’s not an alter) pre-feral headcanons from a while back.


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