#kuroshitsuji sebastian
༼ Kuroshitsuji ༽
Sebastian Michaelis.
Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?
Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sebastian: Pardon?
Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.
Sebastian: Ah, I see.
Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fuckingpardon?!
Grell: Are you flirting with me right now?
Sebastian:…
Sebastian: I’m literally stabbing you.
Grell: That doesn’t answer my question.