Waiter: [hands Uraraka her bill] your bill, miss

Uraraka:[places down uno reverse card] here you go

Judar: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Kougyoku: >:O language

Aladdin: Yeah watch your fucking language

Kouha: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Aladdin THE FUCK WORD?

Koumei: ‘The fuck word’.

Hakuryuu: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Aladdin: Oh my gods he censored it

Judar: Say fuck, Ryuu.

Aladdin: Do it, Hakuryuu. Say fuck.

Yumeko: Go to Hell

Midari, tearing up: I wish I could

Killua: It’s dark in here

Gon: Don’t worry dude, I got this.

Gon: *Stompshisfeet*

Gon: *Skechers light up*

Tanjiro: What is your biggest weakness?

Giyuu: I can be uncooperative.

Tanjiro: Okay, can you give me an example?

Giyuu: No.

Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?

Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sebastian: Pardon?

Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.

Sebastian: Ah, I see.

Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fuckingpardon?!

Miya: I just ended a four year relationship.

Langa: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Miya: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Cherry and Joe fighting from across the room*

King: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Denki: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ’severe psychological distress’

Yumeko: Bye Ryota! Bye Mary! Bye Itsuki! Bye Yumemi! Bye Ryota!

Mary: You said ‘bye Ryota’ twice.

Yumeko: I like Ryota.

Hisoka: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Natsu: LUCY! My face is on fire!

Lucy: NATSU! Are you ok?!

Natsu: Oh yes, I’m fine. I just said that to make sure you’d come in here quickly.

Lucy: But your face is on fire.

Natsu: Yes. It’s much faster than shaving.

Shinobu: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Obanai: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Genya: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Sanemi: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Tanjiro: What is wrong with you people?

Gojo: Turkey isn’t the only thing I’m gonna be stuffing this thanksgiving…

Gojo: Cause Nanami says we’re going to build-a-bear!~

Fanalis:*sitting on couch watching MMA*
Muu: Hm, *turns to Morgiana* see that? Would have been more effective if he had feinted from the left first.
Masrur,agreeing:Mm.
Morgiana: I see.
Myron: OH C'MON YOU SHITHEAD, JUST ROUNDHOUSE HIS ASS AND SWEEP ‘IM!!!
Bell:*rings*
Myron and Lo'lo: *incoherent yelling*

Grell: Are you flirting with me right now?

Sebastian:…

Sebastian: I’m literally stabbing you.

Grell: That doesn’t answer my question.

Yamada: We need a distraction.

Miyamura: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Itô, whispering: My time has come

Aladdin: If I had a nickel for every time I had a friend die, but not actually die and come back to life; I’d have two nickels.

Aladdin: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s still weird it happened twice.

King: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Hawk: Put spaghetti in it.

King: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Ban: Put spaghetti in it.

King: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Meliodas: Put spaghetti in it.

King: I’m no longer taking suggestions.

Shiro: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Sasuke: *Screams*

Naruto: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Sakura: Should we do something?!

Kakashi, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Tsuna, learning how to drive: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Colonnello, doesn’t have a license: The car takes a screenshot.

Lal Mirch, ready to kill him: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Hibari, bloodthirsty: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Mukuro, looking at him from the corner of his eyes:

Tsuna: Hibari, no.

Reborn, bringing out his suitcases of weapons:Mistlefoe.

Tsuna: Please stop encouraging them.

Reborn, talking about Tsuna’s middle school years during 1st year: Enjoy it. It’s going to be the best years of your life because of me.

Tsuna, meets his insane friends who doesn’t seem to shut up:

Tsuna, battles against Varia over rings that gets destroyed later in the series:

Tsuna, gets transferred to the future and kills a megalomaniac man who has an addiction for marshmallows and little girls with pacifiers:

Tsuna, fights against the Simon Famiglia for something that isn’t even true:

Tsuna, almost gets murdered by the Vindice:

Tsuna:This? Is? My? Best?!?!?

1827′s child: Papa, Dad, how did the two of you meet each other.

Tsuna:Well, you see-

Hibari:His herbivores were annoying and he smacked me with a slipper.

Kazutora working on his 5 year plan (making everyone think it was Mikey’s fault);

1. ?

2. ?

3. ?

4. ?

5. And they will all be sorry!

Dazai: EAT THE MAFIA

Chuuya: Dazai you are literally in the mafia

Dazai: dosent matter I’m a snack anyways

Imagine not liking Anime.

Sounds like a nightmare tbh. Can’t relate.