#larry johnson

Larry JohnsonfromSally Face Has Gun

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Larry: Aye Sal, wanna compare hand sizes?

Sal:Bet.

Larry: *holds Sals hands* Wow! Your hand fits perfectly in mine!

Sal: *short circuits*

Todd: Ash, do you know what’s up with Sal and Larry?

Ash: Bro I honestly don’t know. I tried talking to them but they just keep on saying, “We straight viben.”

Sal and Larry: *sitting on top of the fridge* We straight viben.

Todd: Sal, man get down from there!

Sal: *on something he shouldn’t be on* Ok boomer.

Ash: We’ll get the cops sal.

Sal: Bet. I’ll fight ‘em.

Larry: We have Dino nuggs.

Sal: *jumps down and snatches the Dino nuggs*…I would’ve kicked the cops ass.

Larry: I know Sal. I know.

Larry: I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road.

Larry: I’m gonna ride ‘til I hopefully fall off and die.

Sal: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.

Sal: Are you okay?

Larry: Bro just fucking eat it

Sal: I’m not eating it with a spoon, only heathens do that

Ash to Todd: what are they arguing about this time?

Todd: they’re arguing over how to eat a piece of cake

Larry, looking down on Sal: I am beholden to no God up here but me.

Sal, looking up at Larry: Yet I still stand the tallest next to the amount of your redeeming qualities.

Larry:Sal-

Sal: Larry I’m trying to sleep.

Larry: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Sal:

Larry:

Todd: Larry wtf.

Ash: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before.

Larry: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible.

Ash: Larry, please do not.

Larry: Sal sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s adorable.

Sal asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… think the fuck not…

Sal: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Todd: You’re a hazard to society.

Larry: And a coward. Try 20.

Travis: Johnson? I’m Sal’s ex.

Larry: Oh, okay. *pulls out a weapon* We can do this, but I will bite you.

Travis: Is that a screwdriver-