#salarry

Larry: Aye Sal, wanna compare hand sizes?

Sal:Bet.

Larry: *holds Sals hands* Wow! Your hand fits perfectly in mine!

Sal: *short circuits*

Todd: Ash, do you know what’s up with Sal and Larry?

Ash: Bro I honestly don’t know. I tried talking to them but they just keep on saying, “We straight viben.”

Sal and Larry: *sitting on top of the fridge* We straight viben.

Larry: I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road.

Larry: I’m gonna ride ‘til I hopefully fall off and die.

Sal: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.

Sal: Are you okay?

Larry: Bro just fucking eat it

Sal: I’m not eating it with a spoon, only heathens do that

Ash to Todd: what are they arguing about this time?

Todd: they’re arguing over how to eat a piece of cake

Larry, looking down on Sal: I am beholden to no God up here but me.

Sal, looking up at Larry: Yet I still stand the tallest next to the amount of your redeeming qualities.

Larry:Sal-

Sal: Larry I’m trying to sleep.

Larry: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Sal:

Larry:

Todd: Larry wtf.

Sal: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Ash?

Larry: *busting in* I do!

Sal: I know, Larry.

Larry: I’m sad.

Sal: I know, Larry.

Sal: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Todd: You’re a hazard to society.

Larry: And a coward. Try 20.

Travis: Johnson? I’m Sal’s ex.

Larry: Oh, okay. *pulls out a weapon* We can do this, but I will bite you.

Travis: Is that a screwdriver-

Larry: I don’t see why people think Sal is scary? I mean look he has swearer paws. SWEATER PAWS!

Ash: They flipped a man twice their size over their shoulder…

Larry: *glances at Sal* That’s adorable

Ash: *Stares at Larry*

Larry:Sal can flip me any day *wiggles eyebrows*

Ash:ಠ_ಠ

sirbatonas:

Wouldn’t that be hilarious to happen

Sally Face! - Me

Larry Face! @who-i-am-is-who-i-am

Sally Face Photoshoot from Aki Con!

May I offer you a baby Sal going back to school after his accident, in these trying times?