#sally x larry

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Sal: prince_deimos

Larry: neo_ocean_

Ash: dina_bay_

Larry: Aye Sal, wanna compare hand sizes?

Sal:Bet.

Larry: *holds Sals hands* Wow! Your hand fits perfectly in mine!

Sal: *short circuits*

Todd: Ash, do you know what’s up with Sal and Larry?

Ash: Bro I honestly don’t know. I tried talking to them but they just keep on saying, “We straight viben.”

Sal and Larry: *sitting on top of the fridge* We straight viben.

Todd: Sal, man get down from there!

Sal: *on something he shouldn’t be on* Ok boomer.

Ash: We’ll get the cops sal.

Sal: Bet. I’ll fight ‘em.

Larry: We have Dino nuggs.

Sal: *jumps down and snatches the Dino nuggs*…I would’ve kicked the cops ass.

Larry: I know Sal. I know.

Larry: Bro just fucking eat it

Sal: I’m not eating it with a spoon, only heathens do that

Ash to Todd: what are they arguing about this time?

Todd: they’re arguing over how to eat a piece of cake

Larry, looking down on Sal: I am beholden to no God up here but me.

Sal, looking up at Larry: Yet I still stand the tallest next to the amount of your redeeming qualities.

Larry:Sal-

Sal: Larry I’m trying to sleep.

Larry: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Sal:

Larry:

Todd: Larry wtf.

Larry: Sal sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s adorable.

Sal asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… think the fuck not…

Sal: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Ash?

Larry: *busting in* I do!

Sal: I know, Larry.

Larry: I’m sad.

Sal: I know, Larry.

Sal: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Todd: You’re a hazard to society.

Larry: And a coward. Try 20.

Travis: Johnson? I’m Sal’s ex.

Larry: Oh, okay. *pulls out a weapon* We can do this, but I will bite you.

Travis: Is that a screwdriver-

Travis: Sals is the worst! I hate him!

Larry: I’ll chop off your dick if you don’t take that back and apologize.

Larry: Snip snip motherfucker ( ｀ー´)✄

Larry: I wonder why people think we’re dating?

Sal: No idea.

Todd: It might have something to do with you slapping Sals ass every 2 seconds.

Larry: I don’t see why people think Sal is scary? I mean look he has swearer paws. SWEATER PAWS!

Ash: They flipped a man twice their size over their shoulder…

Larry: *glances at Sal* That’s adorable

Ash: *Stares at Larry*

Larry:Sal can flip me any day *wiggles eyebrows*

Ash:ಠ_ಠ

Sal: *biting someones leg*

Larry: How can something so smol be so aggressive?

Todd: Hes like a goddamn chihuahua.

I think I might’ve inhaled you

Bloodstream by Stateless

I’m ready for more of this game