#le cringê
Pretty sure Javert was ahead of me in the Krispy Kreme drive thru today..
On a scale of 1-9
I Watched a Les Mis Parody at my Local Theatre and Now I Can’t Stop Guffawing
Highlights
- Javert and Valjean have a telepathic connection
- Victor Hugo, Claude-Michel Schönberg and Cameron Macintosh (in a kilt) all make an appearance
- Terrible french accents
- Valjean rescues Fantine from the cart
- Javert thinking that nobody will be able to recognize him in his ‘generic blue face-mask’
- Little Cosette = grown ass woman
- Les Amis threatens to burn Javert at the stake
- Jean Valjean dies by firing squad (A.K.A a nerf gun to the chest)
- Lots of LDS jokes
- Flamboyantly gay Javert referencing 'don’t ask don’t tell’ at the barricades
- Valjean knocks Gavroche out with chloroform
- Javert yelling “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little Cosette too!” before leaping into the sewer
- Valjean sings the Forbidden Broadway parody “Bring it Down”
- The Phantom of the Opera makes a brief appearance
- Valjean ultimately pushes Javert to his death
- Fancy hat contest between Cosette, Eponine and Fantine’s ghost (with garden gnomes)
- Bishop Myriel: “You can kiss a nun, just don’t get in the habit!”
- Javert waving his cheeks in your general direction
Overall, probably worth the $30 ticket
When your obsession starts bleeding over into work..
Just imagine if Fantine got a super swole revenge bod after Tholomyès left her and put him in a headlock until he promised to pay child support ✊ So much suffering could have been prevented!
Me watching Drew Sarich and Alexander Gemignani’s confrontation:
Fri, 08 Oct 2021 09:57:04
Valjean and Javert couples costume send tweet
When the actors ship it..
Inspired by this post from Kanata Irei’s Twitter
