#fantine
I love One Anime Blonde and I hope she’s buying a lot of L'egumes in anime heaven
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!!
*slams hands on imaginary internet desk*
SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS BY ABBA
BUT
make it FANTINE AND COSETTE
I Watched a Les Mis Parody at my Local Theatre and Now I Can’t Stop Guffawing
Highlights
- Javert and Valjean have a telepathic connection
- Victor Hugo, Claude-Michel Schönberg and Cameron Macintosh (in a kilt) all make an appearance
- Terrible french accents
- Valjean rescues Fantine from the cart
- Javert thinking that nobody will be able to recognize him in his ‘generic blue face-mask’
- Little Cosette = grown ass woman
- Les Amis threatens to burn Javert at the stake
- Jean Valjean dies by firing squad (A.K.A a nerf gun to the chest)
- Lots of LDS jokes
- Flamboyantly gay Javert referencing 'don’t ask don’t tell’ at the barricades
- Valjean knocks Gavroche out with chloroform
- Javert yelling “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little Cosette too!” before leaping into the sewer
- Valjean sings the Forbidden Broadway parody “Bring it Down”
- The Phantom of the Opera makes a brief appearance
- Valjean ultimately pushes Javert to his death
- Fancy hat contest between Cosette, Eponine and Fantine’s ghost (with garden gnomes)
- Bishop Myriel: “You can kiss a nun, just don’t get in the habit!”
- Javert waving his cheeks in your general direction
Overall, probably worth the $30 ticket
A peak at the new fully staged production!
Just imagine if Fantine got a super swole revenge bod after Tholomyès left her and put him in a headlock until he promised to pay child support ✊ So much suffering could have been prevented!
This Canadian Prep school cast a production of Les Misérables starring a brother and sister duo as Valjean and Javert!!!
They also had a female Enjolras and Feuilly, but unfortunately the show had to be canceled because of Covid
Some poor quality pics of Javert and Valjean hugging at curtain call ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
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Les Misérables | Fantine and Cosette(Illustrated by Monique Berthoumeyrou, 1963)
Les Misérables, One Mother Meets Another Mother(Illustrated by Filiberto Mateldi, 1940)
Day 18 of @themiserablesmonth | Nurse (ft new-mom Fantine and newborn Cosette)