Avengers End Game….a spoiler free review:

1. Amazing homage to every single Marvel Film before it. If you haven’t seen them all yet, make sure you do before watching this last film! Its a beautiful swan song.

2. Cried like a baby!

3. Carol Danvers….oh, oh, be still my gay gay heart.

4. Oh god the crying! The crying!!!

5. Thor ate all the pies…Thor ate all the pies….eeee iiiii eeeee iiiii oooooh….Thor ate all the pies

6. Seriously, can some one pass me a tissue, I’m crying over here!!

7. Girl frickin power!!! I mean, come oooon man, that scene! Hell yeah!!

8. Next year I’m summer-ing in New Asgard with a caravan!

9. Um…I mean is Carol Danvers single? Im sure my wife wouldnt mind!?

10. CANT STOP CRYING!

Aaand relax. Need to see it at least 5 more times, but yeah….it rocked!!

Sometimes you have to wonder if being a gay girl is worth all the drama/angst/shyness/awkwardness/taunting/homophobia…. but then you remember just how hot women are!!

Keep paying that subscription!

….ahem, maybe!

Truth!!!