#literally tho

nobody:

winter soldier fanfic writers describing the winter soldier: ra-ra-rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine

mousemilf:

mousemilf:

There needs to be a dating app for hairy bitches to meet other hairy bitches they could call it fuzzr or something. Actually I think the lesbian and bisexual girl community needs a specific term for hairy girls like how gay men have bears otters etc….

I’m really working myself up about this now I’m getting really upset I kind of want to cry.

piratemadi:

when someone refers to black sails as the Gay Pirate Show i get intensely irritated bc it is not the gay pirate show it is an artistic exploration of marginalization of ALL KINDS its about gayness its about womanhood its about poverty its about RACE it is about how the colonial order reinforces itself through narrative and the silencing of marginalized voices/stories. but when someone refers to our flag means death as the Gay Pirate Show im like no the fuck it is not. know your herstory.

ruinedchildhood:

bgm05:

normal news website posting viral video: Eel jumps out of its tank at the pet store

english news website posting viral video: Mad long slimer has itself a leap at the shops, giving the mums and blokes a fright

velvetys:

REAL

heartpdf:

marciaillust:

Me, aged 14: How can professional/freelance artists not have the time to do personal art? Isn’t work basically like going to school? You spend 7h doing something else and then you come home, chill and you can draw whatever you want! If anything you should have more time because there’s no essays or homework-

Me, aged 24:

No one :

Will and Jem :

milfmarthawayne:

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

websites with resume examples: be brief but descriptive about your jobs!!!!!!!

me, working on a resume: oh shit what do i do again lmao

mmprviolet:

When your previously single f/o suddenly gets a love interest in canon:

sexhaver:

pewdiepieburglar:

pewdiepieburglar:

pewdiepieburglar:

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he’ll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it’s the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane

dreamgrl1998:

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

maxattack-powell:

Me now that The Freshman Series is over.