#the grisha series
Six of Crows ft. Desi Memes (PT3)
Oomen: *spits on Kaz*
Kaz:
Grishas:*exist*
Jarl Brum:
Inej: You know I can do it, Kaz, and you know I’m not going to refuse. So why ask?
Kaz, externally: I want to make sure you know what you’ll be dealing with and that you’re studying the plans.
Kaz, internally:
Kaz:*staying awake for hours on repeat and barely being able to function but still managing to beat everyone’s asses*
Everyone else:
Kaz, making a crazy plan to bring van eck down:
Matthias listening to Kaz’s plan for getting Bo Yul-Bayur which will most definitely wreak havoc on the Ice Court:
Nina:I can tell you’ve never given enough thought to your haircut.
Kaz:
shadow and bone episode 5. thats it.
you know why
i’ve been thinking about darklina all day and i don’t think anything can prepare me for april.
i’ll literally pass out
me after watching the shadow & bone trailer and it looks exactly like how i pictured it in my head.
BESTIE IM HYPERVENTILATING.. BESTIE IM HYPERVENTILATING
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK.
he also… said. the. line. ♂️
Made something super dramatic. I actually haven’t reread the scene that inspired this since like 2015 so whether it’s at all accurate to the book is debatable but oh well
**potential spoilers for Ruin and Rising!!**
Loosely inspired by Ruin and Rising! That book is both my most loved and most hated grisha trilogy book, because it has my favorite moments AND my least favorite moments in the whole series. Certainly doesn’t help that some scenes hit ya like a truck
Zoyalina because the aesthetic and the bickering are great
Do you constantly think about how Leigh Bardugo consistently creates the most compelling aesthetics for her fictional settings from the foggy harbours and gambling dens of Ketterdam to the pristine halls and libraries and uniforms of the Little Palace, not to mention the snowy villages and forests of Fjerda…….. or are you normal
Maybe love was superstition, a prayer we said to keep the truth of loneliness at bay. I tilted my head back. The stars looked like they were close together, when really they were millions of miles apart. In the end, maybe love just meant longing for something impossibly bright and forever out of reach.
Alina Starkov, Shadow and Bone - Leigh Bardugo
insp:@anthnybridgerton
“I’ve seen what you truly are,“ said the Darkling, "and I’ve never turned away. I never will”.
jesper:*sneezes*
matthias, from the balcony above: bless you
jesper: God? is that you??
Kaz, from the balcony below:no
jesper: satan? is that you??
Nina, banging pans together from a room over: yOu hAvE aNgErEd tHe GoDs
Jesper:*screams*
Why is everyone talking about soc3 my anxiety CANNOT- “what if leigh pulls a no mourners, too many funerals and kaz is the only one left” or “what if kaz sacrifices himself for the others” or “what if wesper get separated” or “what if nina turns bad” or- Y'ALL NEED TO STOP MANIFESTING THIS SHIT
You’ve heard of kanej death trope but what about WESPER DEATH TROPE- Wylan dies BEFORE JESPER because he’s not grisha,, but that would still be a peaceful death-
But what if he dies in a heist that he didn’t wanna go on, but he went for Jesper, and got shot. There’s blood everywhere and even Kaz is beginning to panic. Jesper keeps trying to use his powers to get the bullet out but he’s not skilled enough to. So Wylan dies in his arms, Inej cries and prays and wishes Nina were there to save him, Kaz blinks back tears and thinks “I never thought I’d have to bury one of my own”. Jesper blames himself forever and distances himself from kaz. The crows fall apart.
Many years later Kanej have a kid and name him wylan.
SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO BETTER WORDS-
YOU AREN’T A TRUE GRISHAVERSE FAN UNTIL YOU LEARN RAVKAN LANGUAGE
the bastard of the barel
the baby of the barel
↳️ grishaverse style: Kuwei Yul-Bo
Sometimes I read or watch a piece of media and I don’t like one of the characters, so I… Get over it.
Sometimes I meet someone and they like a piece of media that I hate and I think… This is something that we don’t have in common.
Sometimes something I read or watched goes in a completely different direction from how I wanted it to and I no longer find the premise or plot appealing and so I … Stop spending my money and time on it.
Sometimes I… Let go of the things I don’t enjoy so I can spend my money, time, and attention on the things I do like.
It’s a wild good time. I think everyone should try it.
I made a thing ☺️ I’d love if you could watch or have any feedback. Really trying to improve my editing!
This is completely factually accurate I assure you…
The Crows Favourite Musicals:
I don’t know why I’m doing this but it absolutely makes sense.
Nina: Something like Chicago or Heathers. Shows that make you feel like a bad b*tch who’s ready to murder.
Matthias: His favourite show is definitely Frozen but he would never admit it.
Inej: Okay so Inej would go for a really fun show on the surface that has really sinister undertones. Like Into the Woods! Also she sings the Sound of Music as she’s Wraithing because it reminds her of her parents.
Kaz: I don’t think Kaz is a musicals fan but I bet he’d secretly quite like Sweeney Todd. He’s also a secret romantic who likes death so West Side Story would be his fav.
Wylan: 100% Wylans favourite hobby is belting and crying to sad musical songs, no one can tell me otherwise. Les Mis and Waitress and Miss Saigon. And I bet he sounds good as well.
Jesper: He gives me major Beetlejuice vibes. Even his fashion sense is represented in this show. ‘The whole being dead thing’ is probably his favourite. And Avenue Q is another one he loves.
Shadow & Bone
I haven’t seen this much soc content on my dash in months the Grishaverse really rose up from the grave with a 40 second teaser
Recognize that neck anywhere
So… trailer soon? Source
This fandom goes from a circus of clowns to a coven of victorian maidens, head over heels for the neck of a gentleman, in no time… And I live for this!