Yu: I love you

Ayumu: I love you too

Yu: I love you more

Ayumu: I love you more than you love me

Kanata: And I would love it if y'all didn’t do this in the groupchat

Lanzhu: I have this rare skin disease called perfect

Shioriko: Well I’m glad you’re cured

Kasumi: Now that I have received the attention I think I deserve, I will now be incredibly insufferable forever now

Kanata: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so, instead, I have Karin periodically text me ‘we need to talk’ to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going

Ayumu: Stop violence!

Setsuna: Threaten your teacher and set your school on fire

Shizuku: No phone, I did not ‘miss a call’

Shizuku: I watched it ring the entire time

Ai: Oh shit, let me call you back there’s a hamburger in my pocket

Setsuna: I have good and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Yu: The good news

Setsuna: I won’t do it again

Yu:..?

Setsuna: Hello, Yu!

Yu:

Setsuna: You’re probably wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling-

Rina: I bet you can’t eat 17 crayons

Kasumi: I bet I can

Shioriko: This isn’t a popularity contest

Lanzhu: I won anyways

Emma: I think you should let someone else win the game next time…

Karin: Sorry, I didn’t understand what you just said

Shizuku: To quote Hamlet act III scene iii line 92

Shizuku:“No”

Setsuna: I told Lanzhu her ears flush when she lies

Ayumu: …Why?

Setsuna: Watch this

Setsuna: Hey Lanzhu, do you love us?

Lanzhu, covering her ears:No

Karin: Men should be like Kleenex

Karin: Soft, strong, and disposable

Shioriko: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

Ai: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Shioriko: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

Ayumu: Hey, Mia, can you help please?

Mia: Oh I wish I could, but unfortunately I don’t want to

Kanata: Why are my hands shaking

Setsuna: Your skeleton is about to hatch

Kanata: That is the nost ominous thing I’ve ever heard thank you!

Ai: I’m terrified of the backstreet boys

Emma: Tell me why

Ai:*screams*

“Haters will see you kill someone and go ‘Hey, that guy’s a murderer!”

-Kanata