#love live nijigaku
I’ve decided to save for a spark for Party Maki and scout for Anniversary. Because I didn’t get a single Festival card this Fes. Welp see you when I get high LB Party Maki.
See you soon zura!
Lanzhu, robbing a bank: Alright everyone put their hands up
Everyone: *puts hands up*
Lanzhu, already mad with power: One hop this time
Rina: I bet you can’t eat 17 crayons
Kasumi: I bet I can
Shioriko: This isn’t a popularity contest
Lanzhu: I won anyways
Emma: I think you should let someone else win the game next time…
Karin: Sorry, I didn’t understand what you just said
Shizuku: To quote Hamlet act III scene iii line 92
Shizuku:“No”
Setsuna: I told Lanzhu her ears flush when she lies
Ayumu: …Why?
Setsuna: Watch this
Setsuna: Hey Lanzhu, do you love us?
Lanzhu, covering her ears:No
Karin: Men should be like Kleenex
Karin: Soft, strong, and disposable
Shioriko: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
Ai: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
Shioriko: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES
Ayumu: Hey, Mia, can you help please?
Mia: Oh I wish I could, but unfortunately I don’t want to
Kanata: Why are my hands shaking
Setsuna: Your skeleton is about to hatch
Kanata: That is the nost ominous thing I’ve ever heard thank you!
Ai: I’m terrified of the backstreet boys
Emma: Tell me why
Ai:*screams*
“Haters will see you kill someone and go ‘Hey, that guy’s a murderer!”
-Kanata
Setsuna: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Nana: Me too!
Emma: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes!
Karin, very sleep deprived: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood
Emma: Alright! Just wash the dishes first please and use soap this time :)
Shizuku: I need advice
Setsuna: *Eating cookie dough for breakfast* You came to the right person
Ayumu: How are you doing?
Mia: Same as always
Ayumu: That bad huh…
Emma: Lanzhu, stop! This isn’t like you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Lanzhu: Of course I’ve gone mad with power
Lanzhu: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Lanzhu: It’s boring. Noone listens to you
Kanata: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well, I’d think that’d be a neat noise
Shioriko: I beg to differ
Kanata: Then beg
Therapist: And what do we say in this kind of situation?
Karin: You’re toxic
Therapist:Good
Karin: I’m slipping under-
Therapist:No.
