#nijigasaki school idol club
Kasumi : I’d eat moldy bread for ¥1000.
Emma, concerned : Why would you do that to yourself??
Kasumi : Throwing up is quick, easy, and free, a thousand yen is a thousand yen, and bread is bread.
Kanata : I have been informed by Mia that “Country Roads” is not actually the American national anthem
Shizuku : I feel horrible.
Setsuna : Wanna go set cars on fire? I have some gasoline.
Shizuku : As much as it would cheer me up to commit a felony, I have to say no.
Happy Birthday to our lovely girl from Switzerland, Emma!
Happy birthday Kasumin!
Kasumi’s birthday must be a very lucky day ;)
Two Rinas! (≧∀≦)
Lanzhu, robbing a bank: Alright everyone put their hands up
Everyone: *puts hands up*
Lanzhu, already mad with power: One hop this time
Ai: Did you catch the perp?
Rina: They’re using VPN software, we can’t track their IP
Ai: In English
Rina: We can’t find his computer
Ai: In French!
Rina: Nous ne pouvons pas trouver son ordinateur.
Ai: IN MORSE CODE
Rina: .– . / -.-. .- -. .—-. - / - .-. .- -.-. -.- / - ……. .-. / -.-. — – .–. ..- - . .-.
Ayumu: Are you okay?
Kanata: Oh god no
Ayumu:
Kanata: But for the purpose of this conversation, yes I am
Ai: C'mon! Take one for the team
Mia: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail
Setsuna:I’mnot a complete psychopath
Setsuna: But I do murder people as a form of escapism, so there’s that
Ayumu: Beating the self sabotage allegations by smiling cutely while saying the most h*cked up thing you’ve ever heard <3
Ai: Karin was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the store and I said “yeah it’s nuts” now she won’t answer my texts
Kasumi: Would you kiss a girl for one million dollars?
Yu: I guess? I don’t have that kind of money though
Kanata: Your honour you must understand I’m just a silly little guy, just a fun little girl. Just a harmless little fun-time girl. You wouldn’t sentence a silly harmless little fun-time girl. It’s my birthday
Karin:
Karin:Overruled
Yu: I love you
Ayumu: I love you too
Yu: I love you more
Ayumu: I love you more than you love me
Kanata: And I would love it if y'all didn’t do this in the groupchat
Lanzhu: I have this rare skin disease called perfect
Shioriko: Well I’m glad you’re cured
Kasumi: Now that I have received the attention I think I deserve, I will now be incredibly insufferable forever now
Kanata: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so, instead, I have Karin periodically text me ‘we need to talk’ to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going
Ayumu: Stop violence!
Setsuna: Threaten your teacher and set your school on fire
Shizuku: No phone, I did not ‘miss a call’
Shizuku: I watched it ring the entire time
Ai: Oh shit, let me call you back there’s a hamburger in my pocket
Setsuna: I have good and bad news, which do you want to hear first?
Yu: The good news
Setsuna: I won’t do it again
Yu:..?
Setsuna: Hello, Yu!
Yu:
Setsuna: You’re probably wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling-
