#maulsoka

Maul: Run away with me.

Ahsoka: Why?

Maul: Join my emo band.

Maul: Hold me.

Ahsoka: I am holding you.

Maul: Hold me like you mean it.

Maul: If Lady Tano thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she’s absolutely right.

Maul: So, before we head into a potentially fatal, life threatening mission.

Maul: Anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me?

Ahsoka: I’m the only one here

Maul: Is that a yes-

Ahsoka: I gave you my house key for emergencies.

Maul, on Ahsoka’s bed: Well, I had an emergency.

Ahsoka: What is it?

Maul: I missed you.

Maul: Lady Tano!

Ahsoka, internally: There he is; he’s here. My favourite person in the world, the love of my life. Fuck, I just want to stare at him, and hold him, and kiss him for the rest of my life——

Ahsoka, out loud: What the FUCK do you want.

Ahsoka: I am going to torture you.

Maul: Sounds kinky.

Ahsoka: You are a good person and you deserve love and affection.

Maul: Wait-

Ahsoka: Just because you have done bad things in your past doesn’t mean you aren’t capable of change.

Maul: Stop it.

Ahsoka: You are loved and you are worthy.

Maul: I need a safe word!!

Ahsoka: I’ll do whoever it takes to succeed.

Barriss: Don’t you mean whatever it takes?

Ahsoka, glancing at Maul: Yes that too.

Ahsoka: I’m gonna kick your ass!

Maul: I’d like it see you try!

Ahsoka: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.

Maul: You’re on. Loser pays for dinner and the movie.

Barriss: CAN YOU JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT NORMALLY!!

Maul: I am Darth Maul. I rule Crimson Dawn. I answer to no one. You hear me?

Ventress: What about Ahsoka?

Maul: Of course I answer to Lady Tano, I don’t have a death wish, Ventress.