#incorrect star wars rebels
Maul:[looking up “how to comfort someone”]
Website: “Do not make insensitive comments or mock the person”
Maul: Fuck
Zeb: Vodka for me, and a juicebox for him.
Ezra: Zeb, I’m seventeen.
Erza: I can buy my own juicebox.
Stormtrooper: You ran a red light.
Ezra: So did you, hypocrite.
Stormtrooper: I was following you.
Ezra: That was dumb, I’m a terrible driver.
Stormtrooper: Get out.
Maul, about Lux: You had a crush on him?!
Ahsoka: I was 15!
Maul: Well you’re not anymore Lady Tano, so raise your standards!
Maul: I’ve never had a friend before…
Ahsoka: I can be your friend.
Maul:…
Maul: I’ve never had an apprentice before.
Maul: Run away with me.
Ahsoka: Why?
Maul: Join my emo band.
Maul: Hold me.
Ahsoka: I am holding you.
Maul: Hold me like you mean it.
Kanan, about the Sith Holocron: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Ezra: That sounds like a dare to me.
Kanan: Oh my god.
Maul: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Ahsoka: Yes. Absolutely.
Maul: When?
Ahsoka: When you’re right.
Maul: I have an idea
Ahsoka: No murder
Maul: I no longer have an idea
Maul: If Lady Tano thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she’s absolutely right.
Maul: So, before we head into a potentially fatal, life threatening mission.
Maul: Anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me?
Ahsoka: I’m the only one here
Maul: Is that a yes-
Maul: Lady Tano, as much as I hate to admit this, you’ve become my best friend.
Ahsoka: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I’m your only friend.
Ahsoka: I’M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DRAMATIC ASS!
Ahsoka: I gave you my house key for emergencies.
Maul, on Ahsoka’s bed: Well, I had an emergency.
Ahsoka: What is it?
Maul: I missed you.
Maul: Lady Tano!
Ahsoka, internally: There he is; he’s here. My favourite person in the world, the love of my life. Fuck, I just want to stare at him, and hold him, and kiss him for the rest of my life——
Ahsoka, out loud: What the FUCK do you want.
Ahsoka: I am going to torture you.
Maul: Sounds kinky.
Ahsoka: You are a good person and you deserve love and affection.
Maul: Wait-
Ahsoka: Just because you have done bad things in your past doesn’t mean you aren’t capable of change.
Maul: Stop it.
Ahsoka: You are loved and you are worthy.
Maul: I need a safe word!!
Ahsoka: I’ll do whoever it takes to succeed.
Barriss: Don’t you mean whatever it takes?
Ahsoka, glancing at Maul: Yes that too.
Ahsoka: I’m gonna kick your ass!
Maul: I’d like it see you try!
Ahsoka: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.
Maul: You’re on. Loser pays for dinner and the movie.
Barriss: CAN YOU JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT NORMALLY!!
Sabine: hey Kanan, what’s wrong?
Kanan: Hera yelled at me earlier
Kanan: apparently I’m “impulsive” and “irresponsible” and “Kanan”
Kanan: that last one was just my name but you should’ve heard the way she said it
Rewatched Rebels and needed to get this out of my system before I could move on to draw anything else lmao, did both versions because they both fit :)
(transparent versions of the characters under the cut)
[RBs>likes]
