#mazelinka
Julian: Asra, you do know we broke up last week right?
Asra: Yeah
Julian: Then why do you still keep coming over?
Mazelinka: He broke up with YOU, not me
Timeout! ⏰ (Pt 5/???)
Bad boy! Bad boy!
Timeout! ⏰ (Pt 4/???)
Julian! Not the vase!
Julian: Mazelinka, darling, who’s the happiest man alive?
Mazelinka: Not you, depressed motherfucker.
Julian: [depressed squeak sound] U right.
Mazelinka: I thought I told you no.
Julian: But your eyes said yes.
Mazelinka
Julian: Do you blow on your food when it’s too hot, or do you just hasafashafsas til you can chew it?
MC: Oh hasafashafsas for sure. I’m no coward.
Portia:
Mazelinka:
Mazelinka: Hey Portia what was that word you and Julian used to talk about eating someone whole?
Portia:
Portia: *mildly terrified*
Portia:…Vore..?