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portia: car sex is crazy… like, imagine having sex in an SUV.

lucio: we fuckin in the honda civic tonight

portia:hey milk :)

muriel: d… did you just call me milk?

portia:yea :)

muriel: why did you just call me milk?

portia: you are milk :)

julian: i think im gonna start collecting every picture of asra where i see it and kinda go, “huh.”

portia:???????????

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Going over the plan to beat the devil didn’t go all that well. Lucios need for a translator awakens some unpleasant memories from Onoras past.
Onoras parents left when she was 6 to search for a solution or a cure for her mark. Until this very day Onora has no idea whether her parents abandoned her, got trapped somewhere or died. She never finds out.

Gosh this comic took me so long to make, but boy oh boy am i glad i took my time ಥ_ಥ


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MC: Why do you burn corpses?

Valdemar: Because it’s expensive to dissolve corpses in acid, and firewood is cheap.

MC: I always dreamed of dying that way. And the ashes to be scattered in the wind! I don’t want to rot in the ground!

Valdemar: Yes, rotting in the ground is at least dangerous. Necrophiles, necrophages or worse necromancers…

MC: That’s a good point too.

Valdemar: Necromancers are the worst, by the way. It’s one thing if you get eaten or fucked after death, but making someone live and work after death is too much.

hokorri-deactivated20211215:

Happy Birthday Pasha!!!❤️

I know I’m a little late, but I’m still very happy with the result. Portia is the best girl!

Sorry guys, I’m still not very capable of drawing girls qwq

Lucio: So Nadia, I heard you wanted to get back together with me

Nadia: listen lucio-

Portia *walking in*: So mlady I heard you have a crush on MC

Nadia: Portia now is-

Portia: no, I want to know every detail

Lucio:fml

apprenticeofcups:

modern AU

Asra - Bewitched(1964 - 72)

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Magical hijinks, sneakily pushing the boundaries of how much feminism you could fit on television, and bold decade-bending fashion choices that won’t be rivaled until The Nanny comes along in the 90s - it’s Asra’s entire brand. 

Julian -  The Addams Family (1964 - 66)

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Speaking of brands: dark & macabre on the outside, unavoidably wholesome underneath, with a strong current of the kind of comedy-of-manners that’s followed Julian his entire life. Also, he likes the theme song.

Nadia - Star Trek (1966 - 69)

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Futurism - the optimistic kind that isn’t a utopia, but still assumes a society in the pursuit of being just - and Nadia just seem to go together. Not only is she a huge nerd who appreciates the worldbuilding, she actually finds the pseudoscience charming, too.

Muriel - The French Chef (1963 - 73)

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He likes the gentle music, the subtle life advice, and the satisfaction of watching something being made, but more than that, if anyone makes Muriel feel better about his tumultuous relationship with food (and probably height, too), it’s Julia “A party without cake is just a meeting” Child. 

Portia - The Twilight Zone (1959 - 64)

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TZ is the Portia of classic TV: dabbling in multiple genres with a sprinkle of wit and mastery of short-form storytelling (pun only a little intended). Plus, Portia loves a good twist - it’s like an adventure in TV show-form. 

Lucio - I Love Lucy (1951 - 57)

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Pun thoroughly intended, and of course he likes the title, but really, it’s the slapstick and feel-good comedy. Lucio may not be able to spell vaudeville, but he’s a sucker for physical comedy.

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leoandbeholdclark:

“How does one make a goldfish blush…?”

The gays are at it again-

helpiminhell:

Nadia, Asra, Muriel, Lucio and MC:

Inspired by that old Victorian photo of a lady holding teacups. There is probably a pun in there.

claudia-nomusaabara:

This piece I worked on with @vissentasenadz, was my headcanon for when the fade to black happened with Portia for my apprentice. @daisydevorak Worked on another version (I would love to update later) for this scene and I had to get another version.

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chocogummiesx:

hello my very dead tumblr, have my dear lovely portia

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lazyvoyager:

Aaaaaaaand here she is! Sweet, feisty Portia, in the Lazy Makes shop~ And is that a little bonus Pepi?? Come check them out in my store if you’d like a better look!✨

Modern! Halloween/Haunted House Headcanons (Main 6)

Asra:

-Dresses up in something that shows a little skin, just for MC

-Likes the sort of strangely flavored candies

-Tongue is DARK BLUE by the end of the night from all the blue raspberry stuff

-Lots of his signature sweet smile, especially when MC is smiling too

-Did you say MC + lollipop = Asra practically drooling? Because I did.

-Is comparatively calm in the haunted houses. Likes to go in and check them out but if MC doesn’t want to he’ll 200% skip them

-Loves to coddle MC if they get scared—Asra is always there to hold them

-Definitely cuddling on the couch watching tame Halloween-themed junk at the end of everything, eating candy together

Julian:

-It’s raven time for raven boy

-Decorates the house on the first of October, ESPECIALLY with raven paraphernalia

-Probably dresses up in something dramatic with a flowing cape, so that he can twirl in it and deliver devastating lines

-Is CONSTANTLY singing “Spooky Scary Skeletons” and probably annoying MC to no end

-Really likes black liquorice because he loves to torture himself

-Goes overboard with the faux blood, but it’s super cute

-Tries to act very relaxed when going into a haunted house, but the first jumpscare sends him flying into MC

-Probably ends up making out with MC in a back room and then heading home to watch movies

Nadia:

-Her costume is so exquisite and perfectly elegant that it’s practically blinding

-Her eyeliner is way straighter than she is amirite

-If MC is sensitive to scares she’s protective, and if she does so much as look at someone they back down

-Makes sure that MC has a gorgeous costume, their love won’t have anything less than perfection

-Looks stunning in the faint light of the setting sun, autumn leaves in shades of red and orange falling about her

-If MC happens to say/do anything cute she’ll cover her mouth and giggle behind her intricate sleeve

-In a haunted house Nadia is the most composed out of all the Main 6. Especially if MC is sensitive, she’s an unshakable wall. Her upbringing and countenance account for that.

Muriel:

-Surprisingly talented at carving pumpkins because he’s a mountain man

-Scares don’t mix well with him. He’s already so mentally scarred that surprising things like that put him into defense mode

-More likely that he’ll want to stay at home with MC, relaxing by the fire

-Makes sure there’s a delicious Fall Harvest dinner ready, maybe with some apple cider and pumpkin pie for dessert

-Will tell MC all about the way the forest animals’ coats change in the fall, how they migrate and prepare for the winter. He’ll get lost with his arm around MC, mumbling about the squirrels and the deer.

-Despite the fact that he and MC don’t really go out, it’s still a fantastic night

Portia:

-H A L L O W E E N!

-Black cat decorations! Yes!

-Tries her hardest to outdo Julian in costuming, probably asking Nadia and MC for help creating something 10 times better than his

-Loves Halloween baking, and loves baking these things with MC. Makes cupcakes with black and orange sprinkles, cookies that look like witch fingers, and mummy rolls

-Lots of hugs, cheek kisses and colored icing daubed on noses. Her freckles look like sprinkles in the right light, so she’s definitely an actual cupcake

-Dresses Pepi up, just a little! Maybe gives the sweet kitten a little cape or a witch hat

-If MC is prone to spooks she keeps a stiff upper lip in scary houses, but otherwise she gets scared easily. But not at easily as Julian, which she holds over him.

-When she’s wearing her costume, she proceeds to place a hand on her hip, set her stance, and look super cute.

Lucio:

-Utilizes his claw in his costume somehow, probably paired with a glittering golden cape or something ostentatious

-His makeup is turned up to 10, and it’s actually very precise. His eyeliner is heavier than usual, and comes to even more of a spooky point.

-Thinks that the best candy is the most expensive, and so ensures that MC receives chocolate with gold leaf and the most high-end jelly beans ever.

-Hopes to see at least one person dressed up as him at some point in the night, even though everyone knows that isn’t going to happen.

-Lavishes MC in the most glorious, glittering costume opportunities, and is happy to have a little fashion show starring the both of them.

-Attempts to be intimidating in haunted houses, puffing out his chest at scarers and thrusting MC behind him. This works about 50% of the time.

-Ends the night with cinnamon-flavored liquor and movies in his upscale home theater.

Lucio: I’m an idiot.

Asra:

Julian:

Nadia:

Portia:

Lucio:

Asra: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Portia: wow, Nadia looks so calm and composed. I wonder how she does it.

Nadia, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-

Portia: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Julian: wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’

Portia: good morning.

Portia: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

Portia: any sign of trouble just give us the signal and we’ll come in fast.

MC: what’s the signal?

Julian: me screaming.

Julian: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Asra: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Portia: I recorded the dumb stuff.

MC: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Nadia: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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