lucio: when was the last time you peed the bed?

julian:11

lucio:o'clock?

julian: YEARS OLD.

asra: why are you yelling so loud??? we’re in a populated area!!!

julian: you’re a populated area!

julian: …im sorry that was mean

julian: you’re populated as in like… bacteria and cells and stuff that’s good to have

portia: car sex is crazy… like, imagine having sex in an SUV.

lucio: we fuckin in the honda civic tonight

julian: who here HASN’T stuck something up their ass?

asra:…

nadia:…

portia:…

lucio:…

muriel:…

julian:exactly.

lucio: i would never want to break a rib, cuz the doctors would have to take it out of you.

julian: lucio, they… they don’t take out ribs when you break them.

lucio: yeah they do! you can’t just have broken ribs in you!

julian: i don’t know how to tell you this but… broken bones can heal.

lucio:…what

asra: FAUST JUST TOOK A HUMAN-SIZED SHIT ON MY BED

lucio:who?

lucio: wait is that your mom’s name?

julian: THAT’S HIS SNAKE LUCIO.

lucio: what’s the communism logo again? like, the mortar and pestle or something like that?

julian: MORTAR AND PESTLE???

asra:LOGO???

lucio: i just forgot i had skin

nadia:what.

lucio: what was president washington’s first name again?

julian:denzel

lucio: i am being bullied on twitter dot com

asra:deserved

lucio: is joseph stalin still alive?

nadia: …please tell me that was a joke.

lucio: …uhh… haha… yea… just… just kidding…

nadia: lucio he was born in the 1800s

lucio: aw, man! i was just about to write down my sick and twisted fantasies!

portia:hey milk :)

muriel: d… did you just call me milk?

portia:yea :)

muriel: why did you just call me milk?

portia: you are milk :)

julian: *stares indecisively at a song title*

julian: i think if i listened to this my organs would fail

julian: ayo who tryna split a banana vertically

Julian, after losing Uno: nobody likes a bragger-

Lucio: nobody likes a loser.

Muriel: hummingbirds are just mortal bears

Lucio: that makes no sense but also the implication that bears aren’t mortal terrifies me

Julian: I talk to myself a lot but it’s okay because the voices talk back

Muriel to Lucio: As a person, you’re like a hotpocket that someone put in the microwave for seemingly long enough but you’re still cold on the inside

Asra: What does your sister look like? Is she chubby, or is she thin?

Julian: I don’t know

Slang 4/4

Lucio: That’s not very splark of you

Slang ¾

Julian: The last slang term is apps and zerts, which is slang for appetizers and desserts. For example, ‘Let’s go eat, I’m buying’ 'Can we get some apps and zerts?’

Slang 2/4

Julian: Geab is an acronym which means ‘gonna eat a baby.’ An example of this would be 'Ugh! My mom took my vape! I’m so geab right now!’

Slang Part ¼

Julian, doing a presentation: You never know when new slang will appear, so I’m going to make up some examples

Julian: the first one is Splark, and adjective which means really cool or awesome

Julian: An example of this would be

Julian: “I can’t wait to see the movie tomorrow! I heard it’s really Splark!”

Asra: How many third graders are you gonna make cry?

Julian: Four is our goal but if we can get more that’s a win

Asra: what if humans are hotpockets

Muriel: Children’s Mercy did not impress me with their food

Lucio: Im not a boomer, Nadia!

Nadia: You will be. Just you wait.