#incorrect arcana
MC: You mean to tell me this all happened ‘cause you were messing with the shadow man?
Lucio: He was very charismatic!
Muriel: hummingbirds are just mortal bears
Lucio: that makes no sense but also the implication that bears aren’t mortal terrifies me
Julian: I talk to myself a lot but it’s okay because the voices talk back
Muriel to Lucio: As a person, you’re like a hotpocket that someone put in the microwave for seemingly long enough but you’re still cold on the inside
Asra: What does your sister look like? Is she chubby, or is she thin?
Julian: I don’t know
Slang 4/4
Lucio: That’s not very splark of you
Slang ¾
Julian: The last slang term is apps and zerts, which is slang for appetizers and desserts. For example, ‘Let’s go eat, I’m buying’ 'Can we get some apps and zerts?’
Slang 2/4
Julian: Geab is an acronym which means ‘gonna eat a baby.’ An example of this would be 'Ugh! My mom took my vape! I’m so geab right now!’
Slang Part ¼
Julian, doing a presentation: You never know when new slang will appear, so I’m going to make up some examples
Julian: the first one is Splark, and adjective which means really cool or awesome
Julian: An example of this would be
Julian: “I can’t wait to see the movie tomorrow! I heard it’s really Splark!”
Asra: How many third graders are you gonna make cry?
Julian: Four is our goal but if we can get more that’s a win
Asra: what if humans are hotpockets
Muriel: Children’s Mercy did not impress me with their food
Lucio: Im not a boomer, Nadia!
Nadia: You will be. Just you wait.
Portia: This is my wife Nadia, she is the most amazing person on the planet, I couldn’t ask for a better soulmate.
Asra: Julian may be a dork sometimes, and overly dramatic, but he’s my mess and I couldn’t imagine a day without him
MC: This is Lucio, I’m stuck with him. 2/10 would recommend.
Julian [skidding into the shop and bursting through the door at 11:59 PM with a poorly-wrapped present under his arm]: hAPPY BIRTHDAY ASRA, GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU?
Asra: A decent’s night sleep?
Julian:
Asra: Returning the shop key you have that’s for emergencies only?
Julian:
Asra:
Julian: I’ll come back in the morning and watch you open it.
Asra: can’t wait, now get out and let me go back to sleep
Muriel: Julian, what’s a thot?
Julian: It means a very thoughtful person.
[later]
Muriel: Thanks, Asra. You’re a really nice thot.
Asra [with Julian wheezing in the background]: I’m a what now
Muriel: I only take pictures of beautiful things.
Asra [looking at Muriel’s phone]: All you have on here are photos of Inanna, the chickens, and MC.
Muriel: Exactly.
Portia: Ilya, for the love of the Arcana, come home. You can’t spend every night in TheRowdy Raven.
Julian: Why not? Who are you, the Coping Mechanism police?
[alarm bells go off in the distance as Julian escapes the palace]
Muriel, who has done nothing wrong in his entire life: They found me.
Julian: So what are you? Are you a ghost?
Valdemar: First off, that’s a rude question. Also, I’m not a ghost, Doctor 0-6-9. Ghosts are losers that got murdered.
Ghost Lucio: hEY—
Valdemar:Iam a demon.