#medici series
Lorenzo: Giuliano has been with half of Florence.
Also Lorenzo: has had a mistress since he was a wee lad, a wife he repeatedly cheated on, a lass in Naples as well, and who knows how many more Ippolitas out there.
Well there are hypocrites and then there is Lorenzo the Magnificent
Lucrezia: Clarice, our coffers are empty and we’ve been stealing from the city!
Clarice: Why tf??
Lucrezia: because Lorenzo is bad with money..
Clarice: correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t he a bAnKeR??
Lucrezia: shhh he doesn’t know what he is
Lorenzo: Omg why is everyone like so obsessed with me??
Also Lorenzo: *obsesses over Giuliano’s death and legit starts a war because he’s obsessed with avenging him*
Giuliano: umm yeah..some people just can’t take a hint