#mediciseries

Giuliano: I can’t believe Simonetta blocked me on Instagram.

Sandro: *takes out phone* wait you can do that?

Giuliano: Sandro… what are you doing?

Sandro: Blocking your ass on Instagram.

Sandro and Giuliano but make it ✨Gen Z✨ pretty sure Giuliano would either shit post or have f-boy selfies, there is no in between

Lorenzo: Giuliano has been with half of Florence.

Also Lorenzo: has had a mistress since he was a wee lad, a wife he repeatedly cheated on, a lass in Naples as well, and who knows how many more Ippolitas out there.

Well there are hypocrites and then there is Lorenzo the Magnificent

Lucrezia: Clarice, our coffers are empty and we’ve been stealing from the city!

Clarice: Why tf??

Lucrezia: because Lorenzo is bad with money..

Clarice: correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t he a bAnKeR??

Lucrezia: shhh he doesn’t know what he is

Lorenzo: Omg why is everyone like so obsessed with me??

Also Lorenzo: *obsesses over Giuliano’s death and legit starts a war because he’s obsessed with avenging him*

Giuliano: umm yeah..some people just can’t take a hint

Giuliano: I don’t believe in love.

Simonetta:*exists*

Giuliano: *gives up on Imola and his whole family to have stolen moments with Simonetta*

Giuliano: pffft I so believe in love

Lorenzo: I’m dying I better spend more time with my family.

Also Lorenzo: *spends all his time with Bruno and exclusively holds his hand instead of his wife’s or sister’s and slaps his son and sells his daughter too*