these were such a massive fad just before I was born that I grew up still seeing dusty old weepuls in older people’s houses and office spaces. There were weepuls around my grade school, the library and doctor’s offices that must have been there for years. Now I don’t see weepuls anywhere at all. New ones or old ones. This is why the world is evil now actually.
Wait a minute…
Dragonborn, Dragonborn by his honor is sworn To keep evil forever at bay!
Weepuls were Dragonborn! They are the extinct Dragonborn who were protecting our world and now they’re gone! We’re doomed!
the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it
fuck’s sake
writers will look at their own WIPs and be like “is anyone gonna finish that” and then close the tab
