Lesbian sex has historically also been called a “nameless” or “unspeakable” thing, so my headcanon for all Lovecraft’s horrors is that every unspeakable, indescribable thing (a whole lot) is just lesbian sex.
these were such a massive fad just before I was born that I grew up still seeing dusty old weepuls in older people’s houses and office spaces. There were weepuls around my grade school, the library and doctor’s offices that must have been there for years. Now I don’t see weepuls anywhere at all. New ones or old ones. This is why the world is evil now actually.
Wait a minute…
Dragonborn, Dragonborn by his honor is sworn To keep evil forever at bay!
Weepuls were Dragonborn! They are the extinct Dragonborn who were protecting our world and now they’re gone! We’re doomed!
i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice.“hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread
I’m not even gluten intolerant and I’d go for the bread
I’m not even ace, but that’s still absolutely fuckin reasonable to me
There is a REASON aces celebrate with cake. ALWAYS CHOOSE BREAD
im allosexual and can eat bread and let me tell you if the choice is sex or bread it’s not even a contest. bread every time.
I’m allosexual, but I’d have to experience sex first before I can definitively state which I’d choose between sex and bread. Because there’s a lot of hype about sex, but some breads are really good, y’know?
In the height of another kardashian embarrassing themselves, I’ll like to give you the memes that arose from Kim’s “little motivational speak”. It is funny that someone as rich privileged as Kim had sometime to say about this.
She is so far removed from reality and the 99% percent on the world.
Don’t mean to get all political here… but I just can’t stand for what babies are all about. All they do is scream their own opinions and never listen to ours. I think we’ve all moved pass that type of negativity.
As person in a country that is apart of the commonwealth, which means the queen still ‘oversees’ my country. I’d like to say I’ve never given two shits about the royal family. And I’ve always known that Phillip is a walking corpse and the queen is a fucken vampire.
If you don’t hear from me, Ive been killed for speaking the truth.
Inquiring minds have many questions related to magic apes.
@normal-horoscopes in banning Summon Ketamine Ape, has the Wizard Council created a dangerous backup of Ape energy in the gulf of mexico?? how does the Wizard Council plan to safely release this potentially deadly Ape power?
OH FUCK SHES OUT
Encounter: 800lb Weather Ape
I would like to specify that it’s an 800lb Weather Gorilla.
While gorilla’s are apes, so are chimpanzees, bonobos, and orangutans. Specifically, they are all great apes. If you expand things to include all apes, you also get the so-called “lesser apes,” aka gibbons.
What I mean is that while summoning a ketamine ape is banned, summoning the weather gorilla is fair game, whether or not she has ketamine in her system, because the Wizard Council has neglected to state whether or not “Summon Ketamine Ape” calls forth a single ape constantly drugged or one of many apes from some elemental plane of ketamine.
