astrawrlogy:

Mercury in Aries: jokes at others’ expense, tries to be funnier than the people around them, likes to tease (or goad), loves wacky dares, very physical and demonstrative, does funny things more than says them, immature, likes stunts.
Mercury in Taurus: quirky, charming, classic, lots of idioms, euphemisms, and innuendos, subtle implications, smooth, flirtatious, sophisticated, rhetorical, doesn’t exactly “joke” but they’re entertaining anyway, can be dry or ironic.
Mercury in Gemini: turns everything into a joke, can be inappropriate, very quick-witted, clever, ironic, rhetorical, demonstrative, loves to use facial expressions, silly, playful, loves pranks and games, punny, mischievous.
Mercury in Cancer: sometimes indirect and subtle but seldom sarcastic or dry, old-fashioned, loves to make puns, wholesome humor, cute, silly, can be demonstrative, may exaggerate, mostly simple & fun, often immature.
Mercury in Leo: very dramatic, jokes at literally everybody’s expense (including their own), makes playfully arrogant/vain statements, demonstrative, loves to exaggerate, very perceptive of reactions & caters to their “audience.”
Mercury in Virgo: tells jokes people don’t get, good at puns, can be self-depreciating, dry humor, witty, often ironic, jokes are complaints & complaints are jokes, sophisticated, can’t play along, good at telling amusing stories.
Mercury Libra: might disguise unkind jokes under charm/niceness, master of “relatable” jokes, makes a lot of references, often dramatic, indirect, avoids sarcasm, usually tries to make sure their jokes aren’t at anybody’s expense.
Mercury in Scorpio: dark humor (sometimes offensively so), inside jokes galore, ironic, sarcastic, indirect, vague, often takes their jokes too far, tells jokes for their own enjoyment, likes to get reactions, mildly mean, rhetorical.
Mercury in Sagittarius: exaggerates a lot (& tends to be sarcastic as a result), often offensive, uses a lot of accents, tells hilarious stories, very blunt & direct, can be mean, can’t tell a joke with a straight face, inappropriate.
Mercury in Capricorn: tends to be condescending, very dry humor, hilarious things spoken in a totally deadpan manner, extremely sarcastic in a bland but entertaining way, “intellectual” jokes, lots of shrugs and eye-rolls, mature.
Mercury in Aquarius: usually pretty offensive, witty, loves pushing the envelope of comedy, tests people, very sarcastic, the kind of person to stretch their joke on for as long as possible & keep adding to it, enjoys reactions.
Mercury in Pisces: self-depreciating, amazing at impressions & mimicking, very creative & good at situational humor, endlessly ironic, makes sure you know they’re joking & probably apologizes for a lot of their jokes, vague.

Your Jupiter sign generally describes what you consider to be funny, so if you have Jupiter in Aries, for example, you will likely laugh the most at people who have an Aries sense of humor.

Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to the sun: sense of humor will be more dramatic, self-centered, creative, unique, and exhibitionistic.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to the moon: sense of humor will be more innocent, wholesome, considerate, softer, and more modest.
Jupiter in aspect to Mercury: sense of humor will be wittier, exaggerated, more inappropriate, playful, mischievous, quirky, and youthful.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to Venus: sense of humor will be more graceful, sophisticated, refined, classic, inoffensive, polite, and charming.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to Mars: sense of humor will be more aggressive, impactful, immature, quick, mean, demonstrative, and boyish.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to Saturn: sense of humor will be more dry, mature, sarcastic, careful, calm, reserved, and uncertain.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to Uranus: sense of humor will be more eccentric, offensive, unique, shocking, strange, random, and interesting.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to Neptune: sense of humor will be more imaginative, sensitive, nonsensical, unique, adaptable, and confusing.
Mercury or Jupiter in aspect to Pluto: sense of humor will be more intense, morbid, taboo, interesting, controversial, twisted, and reserved.

The subject/object of your humor is often related to the theme of the houses which have some form of contact to Gemini/Mercury or Sagittarius/Jupiter energies. For example, if you have Gemini on the sixth house cusp, you will likely be humorous, mischievous, and playful in work environments with your coworkers and employees. Read about house meanings {here}.

glassy-star:

Surrounded by sparkling tongues of fire, Mercury in Aries uses fiery energy to express his thoughts, communicating with an inspiring passion that captivates everyone around. Those with Mercury in Aries speak through intense and daring symbols, never ceasing to expose the greatness of their force of will and ability to be assertive. Here, Mercury finds infinite and burning sources of power and drive, using Aries’ cardinal fire to pushhis already fast speed to its limit. Thus, individuals blessed by this Mercury tend to talk and move around rather quickly, and this may manifest as some impatienceorprecipitation. Other people may find it hard to keep up with this Mercury’s speed and confidence in expressing themselves, which may translate into violence or aggressivenessin one’s traits.

This is probably someone who transits rapidly between environments and has the need to complete daily tasks in a hurry, ready to pour their flaming energies onto the next obstacle.

Strongest to Weakest Chakras:

Base - our most basic primal instincts, survival issues, foundation of physical energy, allows us courage and resourcefulness.

Solar Plexus - our self-worth and self-confidence, ability to be in control of our lives, our center of willpower, self-discipline and personal power, allows you to meet life’s challenges, perseverance and responsibility.

Sacral - our ability to accept others and new experiences, sense of abundance and sexuality, passion and pleasure center, center of physical feeling and sensuality, allows you to live in the present.

Throat - our ability to communicate, self-expression and feelings of truth, accepting your originality, expressing your authentic voice, allows you to stand up for what you believe in.

Heart - our ability to love, our joy and inner peace, sense of caring and compassion, allows us to realize that we are part of something larger than ourselves.

Third Eye - our ability to focus and see the big picture, our intuition and imagination, spiritual reflection and contemplation, our ability to internalize the outer world and externalize our inner world, access to our inner guidance, developing an objective wisdom.

* Crown chakra not included as it is technically unattainable until a human being has reached full enlightenment.

Mercury signs (part 1)

Aries Mercury: quick-tempered mind, so they don’t think before speaking, however, they’re good strategists. The best study program for this type is quizzes where they can earn point and compete with themself (try to outdone themselves every lesson).

Taurus Mercury: slightly slow in processing information, so their study program should be as clear as possible. Try to add pictures or life examples, do not hurry and always check if they’ve learnt everything. And of course, give some prize at the end (just to let them know that they haven’t spent their time for nothing)

Gemini Mercury: one of the smartest Mercury from all, but it’s hard for them to concentrate and stay interested. So the key for this type is to tell interesting facts about the subject. You’re learning about World War 2? Tell them about soldier’s memoirs who was participating in it.

Cancer Mercury: very sensitive to words, so when you make a study program for them try to add emotions and feelings in it. Study biology? Tell more about animals feelings when you study them. For example, do cats miss you? After this you can add any chemistry facts

Leo Mercury: the first thing that comes to my mind is that meme video “give me compliments”. They’ve answered for 6 questions out of 10? Still give them compliment, but of course, say that you will study hard those 4 questions to make it even better. If they answered 10/10 you can give them some handmade diploma.

Virgo Mercury: naturally smart. They’re good at analyzing, planning, finding solutions etc. Their study program should have a lot of details. They can perfectly find the information by themselves and it’s easier for them to keep a notebook with all their studies.

that aura coming from AriesandAquarius together in the Sun / Ascendant or Mercury of those who are independent and tend not to be so impacted by what others think.

i think it’s beautiful.