#michael sheen
I’m running out the of ideas so Re-blog this post by describing gomens in the worst way possible
Anathema: you know who I love?
Newt: *blushing* who?
Anathema: Aziraphale and Crowley! Oh my God. I ship them SO much :)
Newt: *visibly destressed*
Anathema: is that a hickey?
Aziraphale: No, it’s just a- a snake bite?
Anathema:
Aziraphale: WAIT NO-
Good omens x Queen Headcannons
- Freddie and Crowley become BFFs (ObViOuSLaY)
- Aziraphale is friends with Deaky (softies)
- Deaky teaches Zir some cool new moves B)
- Brian is silently judging as Crowley and Freddie do crackhead things
- Aziraphale is intimidated by Rog
- Crowley makes fun of Rog for IILWMC
- Bri grows on Zir after he shows him some animals (Bob ross of guitar )
- Crowley paints his fingernails on one hand black and white on one hand for Zir like Bri and Freddie would do
- Freddie brings Crowley on stage and he sings terribly into the microphone
- Deaky shows Aziraphale his favorite cheese toest recipe, and Aziraphale gives him his favorite crepe recipe
- Roger brings home girls and Aziraphale gets scared so he :0 shares a bed with Crowley
- Aziraphale gets drunk and flirts with Deaky (Crowley is very maddened)
- Rog says Crowley is in love with his Bently
- They form the car fuckers club
- Aziraphale gets mad at the Bentley
- All the queen members love that Bently only plays queen
- Freddie teaches Zir some piano, and they listen to opera together
- Brian teaches Crowley how to play the electric guitar
- Crowley almost murders pa*l pr*nter
- Aziraphale and Deaky hug a lot
- Freddie and Crowley giggle about them being two cinnamon rolls hugging (teehee)
- Crowley gets everyone (except bri) to play a game where they all have to secretly put something in Bri’s hair and see if he notices
- Freddie lets Crowley have some of his clothes
- Aziraphale tries to put on a magic show for them and fails
- Aziraphale finds car magazines in Rog’s bathroom
Gabriel: And loose the gut, what are you?
Aziraphale: *Fukin, dIsCoRpOrAtEs himself just so he can throw his whole-ass gut at Gabriel’s face*
OH MY GOD
So, you know how Crowley has a silver snake belt? Well, what if Aziraphale had a matching black one but it wasn’t actually a belt, it was Crowley in his snake form? Then Aziraphale could sneak him arround when they weren’t supposed to be meeting and Crowley could get into movies for free :D
fav couple
felt cute might delete later