Me playing Clue with my family:

Malcolm Bright in the sex dungeon with the nail gun.

SOMEBODY BETTER SAVE PRODIGAL SON SO THEY CAN SAVE MARTIN’S SORRY ASS SO MALCOLM WONT HAVE HIS DEATH ON HIS CONSCIENCE!!!!! AND LOCK MARTIN BACK UP!!!!

i know it was self defense but this is literally what malcolm has been trying to avoid. HE’S NOT HIS FATHER AND DOESNT DESERVE TO BELIEVE HE IS!!!!

The issue with this episode is they shoved a crap ton of information into one episode. We have to deal with the Gil and Jessica romance, the aftermath of Ainsley’s murder (Malcolm’s coverup), unarmed black shootings (blm? kind of but not really), a new murderer, Martin’s killing tendencies, Malcolm’s self sacrificing tendencies, Gil’s recovery, a random covid mention, and a random sex dungeon confession scene???

Also only one second of Sunshine who really is the only stable character in the whole show.

Which Martin are you today?

prodigal-sons:

Martin really be like “but mr david would let me use the phone uwu”

malclombright:

martin’s about to “I want to speak to your manager” this guard 

malcmbright:

the only reason why mr david isnt here is so martin can kill this new guard

agendercas:

MARTIN SHUT UP CHALLENGE

in honor of prodigal son s2 tonight,, here’s ainsley from the s1 finale like father, like daughter i guess

rewatching prodigal son season 2 and damn. in 2x03 hearing martin tell malcom that he’s the one person he cannot hurt even when his own freedom depended on it and now knowing what happens in the finale…interesting.

Michael Sheen going from loveable angel in Good Omens to narcissistic & psychopathic serial killer in Prodigal Son is, in all honesty, a complete mood

infinite-beginnings:

The Whitly family every time they walk into Martin’s cell and find another family member there.

eveblanchard:

Hey.Hey.Wanna know what Ainsley’s wearing in the final scene?

A.

RED.

SWEATER.

Wanna know what Martin was wearing when he was arrested?

A.

RED.

SWEATER.

angelafaye4:

“Dad”

Martin’s trigger word.

prodigal-sons:

Martin really be like “but mr david would let me use the phone uwu”

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hd3lJHGsr/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

“Locked doors aren’t that hard to burst through.”

~Oooh, so is someone breaking in…or out?

malcolmthebrightest:

“Is that a baby? Wow, you work fast.”

Sometimes I love Martin.

prodigal-sons:

Martin: *opens his mouth*