#micheal sheen

Crowley: so what are we gonna do?

Aziraphale: I don’t know, maybe pizza?

Crowley:

Crowley: ….about Satan, Angel

Crowley: Why do you have to do this all the time instead of having an argument like normal couples do?

Aziraphale, hanging a “boyfriend for sale” sign on the bookshop door: I need actions Demon, not words….

When Crowley falls down on his knees in the middle of the fire in the bookshop while Somebody to Love starts playing quietly in the background

Crowley: You can say “have a nice day” and that’s good..

Crowley: but you can’t say “Enjoy the next twenty-four hours” and not sound intimidating or threatening

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Dear, it’s 3am

Cop: We got a tip you had pot in your car

Crowley,grabbing a plant pot: You mean this?

Cop, smiling: Sorry, my bad. What are you planting?

Crowley:Weed

Crowley: one day I met Aziraphale at the mall and he said “Hi Crowley how are you?” I was so nervous and i didn’t know whether to say “I’m good” or “I’m okay” so I ended up saying “I’m gay”. So embarrassing…

Crowley:*showing his engagement ring* but that actually worked so…

Aziraphale: I t-think I’m in love with Crowley

Anathema: Congratulations! You’re officially the last person to know!

Crowley: Hey can I get an autograph?

Aziraphale: Yeah sure….

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Crowley this is a marriage certificate…

Crowley: *getting down on one knee and pulling out a ring* And?

Aziraphale: I’m sorry I’m late I was doing…. stuff

Crowley: *walks in, visibly flustered*

Anathema: *to Crowley* Hey stuff

Crowley: *unbuttoning shirt* It’s so hot in here…

Aziraphale: yes but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt…

Adam: Hey Mr. Crow-

Crowley: NO! Whatever it is no!

Adam: Are you sure?

Crowley:Positive

Adam: *to the Them* hey guys, Mr. Crowley says we don’t have to take the cobra back!!!!

Crowley:

Crowley: tHE WHAT

I bet Crowley wakes up early to curl his hair and does so while dancing and lip syncing to Bohemian Rhapsody in front of the mirror