#milgram
Yuno: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Mikoto: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Shidou?
Shidou: Probably “road work ahead”.
Kazui: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Mu:Yuno, I’m sad.
Yuno:*Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Mikoto: Shidou, I’m sad.
Shidou, nodding: mood.
Kazui: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Mikoto:Okay, but in my defense, Yuno bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Kazui:That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Es:On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Yuno and Mikoto, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Mahiru: Our turn, Amane-chan! One, two, three- vanilla!
Amane, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.
Mu: Guard-san, stop! This isn’t you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Es: Well of course I have.
Es: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Es: It’s boring.
Yuno: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Mahiru:
Mikoto:
Mu:
Everyone Else At Yuno’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Mahiru: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Mahiru: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Yuno: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Kazui: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Mu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Shidou: What about Defibrillators are Heartie Starties?
Mikoto: Yeah, also nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Amane: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Es, annoyed: You are all disappointments
Mikoto, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Yuno, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Fuuta: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Mikoto: playing systemic oppression
Kotoko: “woman?” No you misheard me. I’m an omen.
Mikoto: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Yuno: Tubular AF!
Shidou: Mood to the max!
Kazui, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Kotako, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
Shidou: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Yuno:Hey Fuuta, If Mikoto and I were drowning, who would you save?
Fuuta: You two can’t swim?
Mikoto: It’s a hypothetical question, Fuuta! Who would you save?
Fuuta: my time and effort.
Es: While me and Jackalope are gone, Kazui, you’re in charge.
Kazui:Yes!!!
Es, whispering: Amane, you’re secretly in charge.
Amane:Obviously.
Mikoto: Hey, Fuuta! Can I get a sip of your water?
Fuuta: It’s not water.
Mikoto: Vodka, I like your style!
Fuuta: It’s vinegar.
Mikoto: Wh-Wha-
Fuuta: It’s vinegar, COWARD.
Mikoto: Here’s some advice
Kotoko: I didn’t ask for any
Mikoto: Too bad. I’m stuck here with my thoughts and you’re the only one who talks to me
I wonder if Es will also get a new song for the next act of MILGRAM. Or maybe it’ll even be Jackalope singing? They didn’t give him Fukuyama Jun as his seiyuu for nothing.
POV: It’s the end of the First Trial
this is how i am giving you your news.
The unending pain of your obscure thing getting a LN
Do you think Jackalope binkies
