#mo dao su shi
wei wuxian, holding up a poster of himself: im a wanted man!
jiang cheng: that’s impossible. you weren’t even a wanted child
[at their wedding]
wei wuxian: you still like me right
lan wangji: *kisses him*
wei wuxian:
wei wuxian: you didn’t answer my question
lan wangji:???????????????
just had a shocking revelation that wei wuxian is jus a rockin fratboy that wants to be gay n do crime while lan wangji is the preppy nerd that wont share answers for homework
[modern au]
wei wuxian, gently tracing a finger down lan wangji’s arm: you’re so cringe
lan wangji:
wei wuxian: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within-
lan xichen: lan wangji’s been in love with you for ten years
wei wuxian:what
lan xichen: so you’ll handle the threat?
lan wangji: yes, we’ll handle it.
lan xichen: for how much?
wei wuxian: idk, like 50
lan xichen: 50 grand?
wei wuxian: [spits liquor]
wei wuxian: why don’t you stop talking and go to bed now? it’s late
lan wangji, who just walked into the room: for once in your life stop facing your demons like this
wei wuxian: you know, i don’t usually say this-
jiang cheng and jin ling: then don’t