#mo dao su shi

wei wuxian, holding up a poster of himself: im a wanted man!

jiang cheng: that’s impossible. you weren’t even a wanted child

[at their wedding]

wei wuxian: you still like me right

lan wangji: *kisses him*

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: you didn’t answer my question

lan wangji:???????????????

just had a shocking revelation that wei wuxian is jus a rockin fratboy that wants to be gay n do crime while lan wangji is the preppy nerd that wont share answers for homework

[modern au]

wei wuxian, gently tracing a finger down lan wangji’s arm: you’re so cringe

lan wangji:

wei wuxian: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within-

lan xichen: lan wangji’s been in love with you for ten years

wei wuxian:what

lan xichen: so you’ll handle the threat?

lan wangji: yes, we’ll handle it.

lan xichen: for how much?

wei wuxian: idk, like 50

lan xichen: 50 grand?

wei wuxian: [spits liquor]

wei wuxian: why don’t you stop talking and go to bed now? it’s late

lan wangji, who just walked into the room: for once in your life stop facing your demons like this

wei wuxian: you know, i don’t usually say this-

jiang cheng and jin ling: then don’t