#murder toothpick
I don’t care what you think you saw, I did not just go to Walmart to purchase toothpicks, and I most certainly did not put one in my mouth the minute I got back to my dorm
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I don’t care what you think you saw, I did not just go to Walmart to purchase toothpicks, and I most certainly did not put one in my mouth the minute I got back to my dorm