@therealmrsobi-wankenobi and I both agree that Tech’s first attempt at a joke would be making fun of how short Hunter compared to the rest of the Batch
I don’t care what you think you saw, I did not just go to Walmart to purchase toothpicks, and I most certainly did not put one in my mouth the minute I got back to my dorm
Wrecker:Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell!
Tech: Compliment on their tactic. Elaborate on what a fascinating sensation they provided, and if mutual pleasure is reached, inquire about an additional act of relation—
Crosshair: You want a mint.
Crosshair: If she says no, tell her you’re not asking.
Hunter:*awkwardly putting the ring back into his pocket because he’s a fucking sap for Cyare and one kiss already got him weak* Oh… okay…
Crosshair: I suffer from a disease called “can load the dishwasher correctly.” It’s incredibly rare, very few people have it.
Wrecker:What abt unloading it.
Crosshair:Unloading doesn’t require you to think about jet angles or the unique shittyness of any given dishwasher, and can be delegated to any household member with a brain.
