@therealmrsobi-wankenobi and I both agree that Tech’s first attempt at a joke would be making fun of how short Hunter compared to the rest of the Batch

I don’t care what you think you saw, I did not just go to Walmart to purchase toothpicks, and I most certainly did not put one in my mouth the minute I got back to my dorm

oh I do so love arc trooper thursday

THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!

happy wrecker Wednesday ☺️

just knowing that Crosshair is 6’4 per canon makes my 5’7 ass weak

LIKE LOOK AT THAT

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT THIS ISN’T BOTH INTIMIDATING AND kind of a turn on…

yavielin-feanarien:

My friend and I are currently setting up a discord server for Star Wars TCW role-playing games (RPG).

So far we’ve got a clone “commanders com-link” channel (much more will develop) and we’re looking for other commanders/CTs to join. ^^

If you’re interested in spontaneous and lighthearted RPG, please contact me.
It can be just role-playing, but were going to develop themes and arcs together.

Two main characters are already chosen (Fox and Neyo) - so there’s plenty of room for your development. We’re fine if you want to play your OCs.

The server will be a very safe place for Star Wars fans and it will be focused on our ongoing SW:TCW RPG. You don’t need any experience in RPG.

We welcome everyone who loves the Clone Wars series and the prequels, the clones, and decent and respectful contact to other fans and enthusiastic SW role-players. It will be strictly SFW. Your age should be 18+ nevertheless, since we’ll have adult content but nothing explicit.

If you are interested or if you want more information, you can contact me.

MTFBY, always

Kyra

tech-deck:

Crosshair drinks tea with his pinky up…I don’t make the rules.

• Crosshair has a collection of exotic tea leaves in a hidden compartment in his rifle kit
• Tech lives exclusively on caf, cheap brew, fancy brew, it doesn’t matter. It’s whatever keeps him awake
• Wrecker enjoys milk, and Tech has modified a cabinet on the Marauder to function as a fridge unit so the big guy can have his moo juice anytime
• Hunter is a juice guy, the more fruity, the better
• Echo drinks hot water. Exclusively

Do you think Echo ever had a moment when he literally became tech support on the Bad Batch team and being like….

‘Man I should have listen to General Skywalker more carefully when he got all mechanic lecturing.’

I would think Fives and Echo would zone out because their like not my thing.

What? Me hyperfixiating on drawing clones? How dare you

I’m just curious about peoples favourite bad batcher

I want to know who you will be dating first in my game!!

tell me who you’re going to date first!

I’m getting there!

(I’ve almost finished coding all of the boy’s romance arcs. Then all I need to do is write out the different endings and then all I’d have left to do is finish all the backgrounds and sprites I need.)

ignore the weird screenshot, it’s because I have a monitor connected to my laptop, it makes it easier to work with two screens.

Me and my friend had some thoughts at 2am about what if the bad batch played Minecraft and I’m very tempted to make art

(Edit: how could I forget hunter )

THEYRE BACK

Hunter: damn it, it’s too dark to see anything

Echo, who’s 501st brain is kicking in: don’t worry, I got this

Echo: *stomps* *prosthetic legs light up*

Hunter:

Pre-Citadel Echo seeing one of his squadmates asleep on his bed: *sighs and rolls his eyes, but gently tucks them in and makes sure they’re comfortable*
Post-Citadel Echo seeing one of his squadmates asleep on his bed: HEY ASSHOLE *shoves them onto the floor* GET THE FUCK OFF I NEED TO SLEEP DIPSHIT

The Bad Batch - Sneezing

So@paperback-rascal and I were talking the other day, and we wound up discussing sneezes, and me, who wonders the oddest things at the strangest of times, thought, “What would it be like if the Bad Batch sneezed?”

Well, Rascal and I had a blast envisioning how it would go, and I decided to curse share a more detailed version with the Fandom.

1. Hunter

This man doesn’t stop at one sneeze; once he starts, it’ll be a good ten minutes before he can regain his self-control. It begins with a slow buildup of inhalations, including a few odd expressions as he tries to keep from going off. Despite his attempts, Hunter (whether because of his enhancement or not, up to you) always loses his restraint and cuts loose with dozens of sneezes. Naturally, he gets no end of grief from the others over this, as their fearless, always-on-the-top-of-his-game leader is reduced to “a snorting bantha” when something tickles his nostrils. Crosshair keeps track of ALL his sneezes, and absolutely refuses to let him forget about the time he sneezed twenty-five times in a row.

2. Echo

Echo is the most normal with his sneezes, though he tends to be more sensitive to dust than anyone else on the team. It’s quick and easy to identify his impending explosion, but the weird thing is how exaggerated his sneeze is. Echo swears he doesn’t know why his sneezes sound like an ancient speeder coughing to life - it just happens that way. Oddly enough, Hardcase had similar troubles…

3. Wrecker

Now, you would think that a hulking giant like Wrecker would have a sneeze like a Z-7 Rotary Blaster. However, despite his size, Wrecker’s sneezes are actually the quietest of the Batch. He’ll sniff a few times as his olfactory senses begin begging for release, but as soon as he obliges, Wrecker lets out a tiny little squeak. It threw everyone in their youth, so much so that Crosshair dubbed it his “tooka mew”; Wrecker has held that close to his heart ever since, and Crosshair refuses to coin any other term for the sake of maintaining his brother’s joy.

4. Crosshair

This man moves like a cat, acts like a cat, and has the stealth of a cat. Because of his role as the resident sniper, Crosshair has had plenty of practice muffling or otherwise smothering his sneezes. That said, when he lets his guard down between missions, he allows himself a reprieve to cut a decently loud sneeze. This also provides him with a good source of entertainment when the others jump and pull out their blasters, searching wide-eyed for some kind of danger before the sniper’s tell-tale chuckle reaches their ears.

(Basically picture the below for the group’s reaction)

5. Tech

Ah yes, the eloquent and ever-so factual Tech. The calmest, most rational, and least likely to start a fight of the Batch. Also has the highest record of scaring the KRIFF out of both the Batchers and regs with his thunderous sneezes. It was discovered early on that Tech sported the loudest sneeze of any clone, normally reducing those nearby to a jittery mess after hearing his bomb-like explosions. Echo nearly suffered a heart attack when he first joined after hearing Tech sneeze for the first time, leading to many jokes about his anxiety towards Tech’s sneezes from the others.

BONUS ROUND

Echo, hand over his heart:Kriff, Tech, why didn’t you tell me you sneezed like an ion cannon?!

Tech, sniffing: I do not “sneeze like an ion cannon”.

Crosshair, smirking as he holds up a datapad: No, he sneezes like this.

The datapad:

Tech:-_-

Echo:….You’re not helping him, but you’re right.