#bad batch
@therealmrsobi-wankenobi and I both agree that Tech’s first attempt at a joke would be making fun of how short Hunter compared to the rest of the Batch
cigarette after sex? nah, more like toothpick after sex
I don’t care what you think you saw, I did not just go to Walmart to purchase toothpicks, and I most certainly did not put one in my mouth the minute I got back to my dorm
oh I do so love arc trooper thursday
THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!
happy wrecker Wednesday ☺️
just knowing that Crosshair is 6’4 per canon makes my 5’7 ass weak
LIKE LOOK AT THAT
YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT THIS ISN’T BOTH INTIMIDATING AND kind of a turn on…
Guys. Guys. So, yesterday some friends and I went to Disneyland for one of their birthdays. And. Oh. Oh good gods in heaven and hell… I finally got to visit Galaxy’s Edge and I just…
Oh yeah and you better believe I dressed like a fucking Sith Lord.
this was funnier in my head
Star Wars - The Clone Wars RPG server
On Dec. 18th I’ve started a role play game server on discord as I have informed you previously.
So far we’ve seen great progress and there are quite a few active players. A small but very harmonious community has grown that inspires each other creatively.
We have skilled fanfiction authors who in particular enjoy the multiple possibilities for developing their OCs.
There is a main story line that is quite serious business, and the plot that is developing is already now much better than some stuff that’s launched by official sources.. ;D We create the plot together in an associated brainstorming channel.
We also have various off-topic RPG channels that are used for free play and fun.
The RPG is ongoing and not connected to certain times, which is easily manageable, since it’s exclusively written. There’s no pressure to participate, we’re all working hard but party even harder.
If you are interested in what we do, you can ask me here or on discord (Commander Neyo#8826). Perhaps you would be down to play one or multiple OCs or also a canonical character; several clones and Jedi are still available. Max Rebo is still free as well. ^^
(18+ only)
I tag some people who I think would be comfortable with us: @notfivefives@2ndsister@clonedeserter@xroseghostx@zoeykallus@jediigalaxi@attacking-those-pesky-kyojins@holding-hands-and-hearts@temperaturair@faietiya@rebekadjarin@nostalgia4light@nahoney22@truechaoticneutral@ultradetectivegeek@airlockfailure
How does it feel?
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?-Like a Rolling stone/ Bob Dylan
Crosshair plays harmonica. Wrecker plays banjolele. It started as a dare but evolved into an actual thing they did together at campfires between missions.
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UPDATE: Companion piece is -> here<-
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another installment of Kix becomes Clone Force 99 unofficial medic.
There is a consensus amongst fans/fanon that Crosshair has to have some sort of eye problem(s).
I think he has recurring and painful subconjunctival bleedings.
Crosshair fights with the rest of CF99 every time he has to use eye drops - it’s almost impossible for him to have his eyes opened during application of the medicine. Wrecker, more often than not, has to put him in a headlock for someone else to pry his eyelids open.
It leaves the Bad Batch baffled how Kix does it so… efficiently.
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ANavy shower (also known as a “combat shower”, “military shower”, “sea shower”, “staggered shower”, or “G.I. bath”) is a method of showering that allows for significant conservation of water and energy (…). The total running time of this kind of shower can last less than two minutes – using an initial thirty seconds or so to get wet, followed by shutting off the water, using soap and shampoo and lathering, then rinsing for a minute or less.
-Navy shower article at Wikipedia
the idea for this comics was inspired by this video about one of the most… adorable WWII soldier - Corporal Wojtek:
(Apparently I can’t do time stamps[?] so if you just wanna see the shower bit, go to 9:15 - 9:56 minute mark, but I recommend watching the whole thing!)
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The comics is another installment of the idea that Crosshair sees perfectly in the dark, also inspired by @kalm5‘sidea that they posted after we talked about how, if Clone Force 99 was such a top secret unit, that most clones, especially young clone cadets, wouldn’t know about them so The Bad Batch would probably became… some sort of Kamino’s urban legends amongst the clone cadets?
Clones obviously stumbled upon them one way or another but since they look different and probably the encounters were very brief that some sort of stories begun to form about them, then rumor mill would do the rest, blowing everything out of the proportion!
Crosshair would probably become some sort of cautionary tale that ends with a clone (cadet) becoming a ghost that roams the halls at night.
Hunter would be a clone (cadet) that looks off, but helps fellow cadets when they get lost (because he, himself, never is) then just disappears before a person in need could even thank him for help.
Tech is this disembodied clicking noise coming from the tech room in the middle of the night or a fellow clone that just works in computer room at night that will never reply (or even turn around) when addressed to.
Wrecker would become a story about a very disobedient clone (cadet) that was used for experiment as a form of punishment. He would often escape the labs located at lower level of Kamino and is constantly hunt down by the Kamino guards to be dragged back for more experiments.
So you better eat those vegetables or you’ll join the mutated clone cadet in his misery!
Of course everyone at Kamino claims the stories are just that… the stories! But clone cadets think it’s another conspiracy theory because there is a grain of truth in every story… right?
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While drawing this comics it occurred to me… is Wrecker actually a SAPPER!?
Like seriously…
Asapper, also called pioneer or combat engineer, is a combatant or soldier who performs a variety of military engineering duties, such as breaching fortifications, demolitions, bridge-building, layingorclearing minefields, preparing field defenses, and road and airfield construction and repair. (…). A sapper’s duties facilitate and support movement, defense, and survival of allied forces and impede those of enemies(…)
-Sapper article at Wikipedia
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could you draw Hunter and Crosshair? I was thinking maybe they would be arguing and then end it with a hug or something??
I imagined them arguing a lot throughout the years. Always butting heads about everything (especially missions and well being of the team) but also always making up one way or another, whenever it’s making a cup of caff for each other, hugging or just exchanging sharp nods, there is always closure to their disagreements.
Also Crosshair is very desperate hugger. He is so reserved when it comes to physical contact that once he really needs it, he clings to the other person as if they were his lifeline.
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