A snort snippet of the fic I wrote for the @wordscollide-klancezine that I was lucky enough to be included in! @multieleonora96 and I worked on an old-timey detective au together– you can see a preview of her art here!
Pairings:Stede/Ed, Ed/Izzy, Stede & Izzy learning not to completely hate each other
Tags: poly negotiations, no one in this show is okay, Ed just straight up failing to notice he’s been functionally married to Izzy for the past 30 years and should have checked first before getting a new boyfriend, Stede has no idea what polyamory is but he’s going to make these idiots talk about their feelings if it kills him, Ed Stede and Izzy are Lucius’s own personal soap opera, there’s hardcore BDSM going on just out of shot but this is mostly just people drinking tea and talking about their feelings
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“You’re a fucking lunatic,” Ed says, and it sounds exactly as much like a compliment as it always should, coming from him. “God, I love you.”
“The feeling is entirely mutual, darling. Now for God’s sake, talk to your… your Izzy, before he shoots one of us.”
Pairings: Ed/Stede, Ed/Izzy, Stede & Lucius bromance, Stede & Izzy learning not to immediately murder one another on sight
Chapter: 3/5
Tags: poly negotiations, no one in this show is okay, Ed just straight up failing to notice he’s been functionally married to Izzy for the past 30 years and should have checked first before getting a new boyfriend, Stede has no idea what polyamory is but he’s going to make these idiots talk about their feelings if it kills him, Ed Stede and Izzy are Lucius’s own personal soap opera, there’s hardcore BDSM going on just out of shot but this is mostly just people drinking tea and talking about their feelings
~*~
Izzy rolls his eyes. “Tell Ed, next time he’s thinking about calling me a whore he can do it to my fucking face.”
Pairing(s): Stede/Edward, Edward/Izzy, Stede & Lucius bromance
Rating:T
Chapter:2/6
Tags: poly negotiations, no one in this show is okay, Ed just straight up failing to notice he’s been functionally married to Izzy for the past 30 years and should have checked first before getting a new boyfriend, Stede has no idea what polyamory is but he’s going to make these idiots talk about their feelings if it kills him, Ed Stede and Izzy are Lucius’s own personal soap opera, this is mostly just people drinking tea and talking about their feelings
~*~
“I’ve, I’ve thought about it. I’d never do it, I’d cut my own hands off before hurting you, but when I’m having a wank, sometimes I can’t keep from thinking about it. About what it’d be like if you were… If your crazy fit mine that way.”
There’s still so much he doesn’t understand, but he feels like he’s starting to see the shape of it, at least. “Izzy’s crazy fits yours, doesn’t it?”
Pairing(s): Stede/Edward, Edward/Izzy, Stede & Lucius bromance
Rating:T
Tags: poly negotiations, no one in this show is okay, Ed just straight up failing to notice he’s been functionally married to Izzy for the past 30 years and should have checked first before getting a new boyfriend, Stede has no idea what polyamory is but he’s going to make these idiots talk about their feelings if it kills him, Ed Stede and Izzy are Lucius’s own personal soap opera, this is mostly just people drinking tea and talking about their feelings
~*~
“No, no, it wasn’t like that. They, well, Ed at least, think I told them to.”
Lucius raises a single, disbelieving eyebrow. “Blackbeard thinks you told him to fuck his ex, the same ex who has Blackbeard’s signature tattooed on his face?!”
ACOTAR’s fic I’d like to write/keep writing if I wasn’t so tired/I would not feel alone writing it for me and 2 more random people
FinishThe Fox of the Night. Rhysand x Lucien love story should be continued but arrrgh maybe I will finish it!!
Batboys’ + Mor’s story (whose dift I have). This one would focus on Mor and Rhys cuz yeah pls they’re my babes. In general, I would write about how close Rhys and Mor were, what happened when Rhys went to Illyria, how everything happened there until Azriel found Mor naked etc etc.
RHYSLION’S LOVE STORY. It would be looooooong and I’d enjoy writing every damned letter. Overall I would write about Rhys’ problems and Helion’s problems and how they helped each other with their problems (Rhys’ knowing about Lady Autumn. Helion knowing about Rhys’ daddy issues and mental illness cuz hmm… comfy headcanon)
About Rhys’ powers and his relationship with Amren. How he discovered the death weapon that he is. How Amren taught him to control the gifts. The relationship between them that was built. But nobody cares about Rhys much less about Amren lol
i’d like to thank both @itseatyourdamnapplesand@lost-in-the-shelves for helping me flesh out some future plans of make them gold (read here)! i got this idea for how i wanted part three to go and i wasn’t sure if it would be interesting to read, if it sounded right as a plot, and all that jazz! and they were both super helpful about it, and they were very kind, and i just really appreciate them!!!
